OK, midlife crisis over...Time for Jokes in my New Reader's Digests Part 4!
Today's issue: May 2000. As an optometrist, I had a second-grader in for his first eye exam.  He insisted his eyesight was good, but when I asked him to read a line from my vision chart, with... Help!! I'm going through my midlife crisis!!
Seeing all these things from my childhood turn to retro, classics, and antiques has made me feel old.  Really old.  Consider this stuff: The Tamagotchi and Giga Pet... they went out of style...... Jokes in my new Reader's Digests Part 3 (finally!)
Before I put up these jokes, I have an announcement for trm6: Congratulations, I just finished tagging all your blog entries!  I did that so people can find you better ;)  Now to tag all my other... My version of the Kids' Choice Awards
My dimension is having its own version of the KCA next week, with MUCH better nominees.  Speaking of KCA, I can't believe Justin won an award!!  I don't think it's even fair for the... Kids' Choice Awards airs this Saturday!! :D (Please comment!)
I know, I know, I'm supposed to post Part 3 of the jokes, but I really wanted to create this.  All of my friends (yay, I can no longer say "both" of my friends!! :D), please comment with your... Jokes in my new Reader's Digests (Part 2)
Today's issue: June 2002. From the Internet, a warning concerning a "really, really bad" computer virus: If you receive an email titled "Badtimes," delete it immediately.  Do not open it. ... Jokes I found in my new Reader's Digests (Part One)
On Friday I got 12 new issues of Reader's Digest to add to my collection, and two to replace old ones I used to have.  I decided I'll put up some funny jokes from one issue a day for 12 days. ... Scary Dream (although I'm not sure if it'll scare you)
Two nights ago I had this dream that totally freaked me out.  It was like this: I was in this big, strange house, but I don't know whose house it was supposed to be.  My mom told me to bring the... Chronicles of Adult Stupidity
Great (?) moments in the history of adults being like they are--STUPID!!! 1. I already wrote about the Brittany thing. 2. My mom's friend's husband and I were talking one day.  I mentioned that... A List of Things I'd Like to Do to The Monkey who Infected my Computer Last week
Whoever had the nerve to infect my computer with spyware last week for no particular reason should be traced.  This is what I'd do to him (assuming it's a him) in a perfect world: 1. Get my... Yay!! My computer's fixed!!! :D
Yah, my computer's fixed!!  The spyware's gone!!  My files are safe!!  Only two problems: 1. We can't use Flash, and 2. Microsoft Publisher is missing.  I'm sure my dad can fix those problems. ... Total and Complete Randomness
1. The other day, my sister was on the computer and the phone, and I was writing and watching TV in the same room, and suddenly she was like "What the f***?!  James Lesko just IMed me to say... Strange...
As you may know by looking at my KND postings, I am an ally of the KND (Kids Next Door, for those of you who don't know), fighting under the name The Inner Child.  Today I went on a solo mission.... Hey, have you ever noticed...
1) On TV, every shopping bag always has French bread and celery in it? 2) On The Fairly OddParents, ever since Chester got a new voice, the number of poor jokes increased? 3) There is no entry... Warning: Pen Thief on the Loose!!
NO JOKE!!  All pens have mysteriously vanished from my house!  I'm forced to write my research on the history of Neopia in marker!  There aren't even pens in our backpacks!!  Warn everyone you can!! Will everybody lay off Anna Nicole?!?!!?
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!  STOP WITH ALL THE MEAN JOKES!!  SURE, I DIDN'T LIKE HER OR ANYTHING, BUT SHE WAS SO GOSH DARNED YOUNG!!  NO ONE SHOULD DIE AT 39!!  NOT EVEN A PERSON LIKE HER!!  FYI,... Screenplay I'd like to see (and I'm stopping numbering my posts)
My sister and I came up with this idea to spoof preschool shows and make them more adult.  One of them is "Max and Ruby: The Teenage Years."  It shows Max and Ruby like 10 years in the future. ... #3 Sorry about last post
Sorry about all that stuff I said in the last thing I wrote.  If I offended anyone's sense of asthetics, it was because I was in a state of depression.  It has since cleared up, because I went to... #2 I can't stand the way I look!!
I look horrible!  Everybody tells me I don't; I can't understand why.  Nor does anyone else understand, when boys tell me I'm attractive, they're lying through their teeth!!   But that's another... #1: A Great Idea for Someone to Invent
I thought of a great idea for someone to invent: A "Germ Strainer!" Ever worried that there are too many germs on your food?  Well, now you can eat completely sanitized food!  Just place any kind...