I guess since everybody in the real world knows now, then everyone in the cyber world should know too.

I HAVE A CRUSH ON MILEY CYRUS.

There!!!!! I said it!!!!!!!!!

(Keep in mind I really did hate her at first. Really. But then one day I grew to love her.)

HAPPY NOW?!!?

*hangs self*

P.S. Kirie, if you are reading this (no idea how) and have fainted dead away in shock... THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT ANSWERING YOUR PHONE FOR A FRICKIN' MONTH

If so, good for you. But that's not what this is about.

Here's a script for a skit I'd like to do someday. No stealing please. ^_^

Burger King employee: Welcome to Burger King, how may I help you?

Customer #1: Hi, I'd like a Double Whopper with fries and onion rings on it.

Employee: Okay, so that's one Double Whopper, one medium fry, and one medium onion ri--

Customer #1: No, no. I want the fries and the onion rings on the burger.

Employee: We can't do that.

Customer #1: But your sign says "Have It Your Way," does it not?

Employee: Well I suppose so...

(Employee hands Customer #1 her order and takes pay. Next car moves up the drive thru.)

Employee: Welcome to Burger King, how may I help you?

Customer #2: Chocolate milkshake, please. Hold the cup.

Employee: Uh... we can't do that, sorry.

Customer #2: But I thought this is the place where you can "Have It Your Way"?

Employee: (scowls) I guess that makes sense.

(Employee hands Customer #2 his order and takes pay. Next car moves up the drive thru.)

Employee: Welcome to Burger King, how may I help you?

Customer #3: I'd like a bacon cheeseburger, and I want you to write "Happy Birthday Terrence" on the bun in ketchup and top it with flaming french fries.

Employee: What???

Customer #3: It's my friend Terrence's birthday and I have no time to get him a cake, so he said it was fine to do this.

Employee: It most certainly is NOT fine!

Customer #3: But don't you guys pride yourselves on letting customers have it their way?

Employee: (smacks forehead) I'll get right on it.

(After a long time, Employee hands Customer #3 his order and takes pay. Next car moves up the drive thru.)

Employee: Welcome to Burger King, how may I help you?

Customer #4: Hi. See that bird over there? I want you to capture it and grill it for me.

Employee: Uh, ma'am, that violates the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918.

Customer #4: Tell me. What does that sign above your head say?

Employee: (sinks low and raises eyes) "Have... It... Your... Way."

Customer #4: Right. And my way is a grilled wren, eaten whole!

Employee: Uh............ grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr................ okay.

(After a harrowing experience of capturing and killing the bird and convincing the fry cook to grill it, Employee hands Customer #4 her order and takes pay. There doesn't seem to be another car coming up for a few minutes.)

Employee: I hate my job. Too many weirdo customers.

(Next car comes through drive thru.)

Employee: Welcome to Burger King, how may I help you?

Customer #5: Hi! Could you grill me, please?

Employee: Grill you?!

Customer #5: Yup! I have a death wish. ^_^

(Employee slams headset onto floor and rips off uniform.)

Employee: I QUIT!

Police officer: You're naked in public, as well. (handcuffs Employee)

I finally started reading Tail of the Moon. It has a lot less action than I expected, but I like it anyway.

What I totally DIDN'T expect, however, was this:

Apparently Yuri (the girl with the long hair) didn't believe that Usagi was a girl because her hair was "short like a man's." Which doesn't make sense AT ALL, because the guy they both like has really long hair. So... is that a double standard, a case of her forgetting that Hanzo is a guy with long hair and therefore girls can have short hair, or an excuse to touch Usagi's boobs? Your call.

Anyway, the real point of this blog: Today is the two-year anniversary of the day I started that 8-month journey to change myself. (PM me if you want me to explain.) As evidence of how much I've changed since then, I'll link to two back entries, one written before the journey and one written after. Please read (or reread) both to better understand this.

April 17, 2007: http://www.tv.com/users/basselope7/profile.php?action=show_blog&entry=m-100-24964466&tag=blog;title

November 23, 2008: http://www.tv.com/users/basselope7/profile.php?action=show_blog&entry=m-100-25579834&tag=blog;title

The difference to get here is that in the first one I was really hyper and took my imagination too seriously, and in the second one I remain random and esoteric, but I don't go around saying and doing things as if I live in an imaginary world anymore.

Yet so many people around here fail to notice the difference...