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Tuesday, Oct 7, 2008
So, either it was a really small buffet, or--ahem--she'd better lay off the curds and whey for a while. 0_o
Category: Humor
Posted by basselope7, 1:42pm
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Monday, Oct 6, 2008

I've got a GREAT idea!!!

How about we elect a potato for president?

Here are the top 10 reasons we should have a potato as president:

10. Will not make stupid statements like past presidents have done, because potatoes can't talk.

9. Potatoes are naturally easygoing; therefore will be very calm in tough situations.

8. Potatoes are more popular than most politicians--check online for the statistics.

7. Coming from Idaho, and growing up on a farm, gives potatoes better knowledge of the common man than the higher class the typical presidential candidate has.

6. Has innate empathy--up until about a century ago, many people around the world believed potatoes were poisonous--therefore, will tackle issues based on how each solution will affect people rather than selfishly making rash decisions to profit only itself.

5. Knows what it's like to be physically tortured--other members of its species have been mashed, sliced, diced, boiled in oil, and had all kinds of other things done to them--and therefore understands problems like domestic violence and the effects of natural disasters.

4. Who the heck would be crazy enough to assassinate a potato?!

3. Has a theme song--written by the ever-popular and well-loved "Weird Al" Yankovic! (It's called "Addicted to Spuds.")

2. Much smarter than our current president.

And the number one reason we should elect a potato for president...

1. We've done worse!

Category: Editorial
Posted by basselope7, 3:33pm
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Sunday, Oct 5, 2008

Try to puzzle out an answer for this:

What if existence didn't exist?

Before you start thinking, let me give you a little help.

There wouldn't be blackness, because blackness wouldn't exist.

There wouldn't be whiteness, because whiteness wouldn't exist.

There wouldn't be clearness, because clearness wouldn't exist.

There wouldn't be a void, an abyss, or empty space. None of that would exist.

Your brain hurting yet?

Category: Other
Posted by basselope7, 5:35pm
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