Brilliant, I've been tagged. Another moronic internet fad has bitten me in the arse and I'm therefore required to create a blog stating some facts about myself which no-one cares about. As an act of defiance against this fad, I'm not going to tag anyone at the end of this post. Take that, internet!
Anyway, on to the facts!
1. I hate cheese.
2. I think Frankie Boyle deserves to be crowned King of the Entire Freaking World.
3.I think Lee Evans needs to shut the hell up, full stop.
4. The Dark Knight was overrated. So was Forrest Gump. Be quiet.
5. As I type this, I'm embarrassed to admit that I'm wearing a "Men's Mud Pack" in a last-ditch attempt to improve my skin.
My usual ranting blog will return soon.