My return: Ishmael's mom finally stops going insane!
I just wanted to try out A Naruto-like title for my blog. I am returning to Houston this week. I wonder if my moms new fruniture really does look old like how my sister said. Groovy. Anyways, I... Watch me get malled by a basketball.
God, I hate this clip: http://youtube.com/watch?v=JPt86-qkmrk Relax, It is a 43 second video, so It wont take long. Im the gut in the blue. Yes, my voice is alot deeper in real life, yes it is... Hangman!!!
Okay, Ill go easy onyou, but it will getharder: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Hint: it is a tall, pinkbird that isusually used to decorate front yards. Poor Egg...
My sister and I was doing this thing that we love to do: be weird. A long, very long time ago, my sister and I took this egg and put it in the refrigerator in the garage and said that we would... Oh, dearest Tempest!!!
I miss Tempest already!!!!! Its been 11 days since I has seen you! I miss you and I will see you some time in July!! A Secret....
Sometime in July, I will tell you guys about my project...2 years in the making... Note to Self: Adopt a monkey. 600th post in only 3 months!
I wanted to create a blog about my acomplishments in just 3 months: This is my 600th post. That means I posted 200 times a month I have only been reported 3 times (cuz Im a bad boy!) I... Peace out!
Im finally here: Omaha, Nebraska. The place I used to live. I have long awaited the trip here. I could revisit Old friends and memories. Ill be staying in my brothers apartment with my sister and... I ate a live monkey today!!! It was yummy!!!
Dont worry, I just used the strangly interesting title to attract people. I really wanted to tell you that I disected a frog today. I way flippin awesome! We cut open its stomach and saw a bunch... These...kittens...
This has happened before. I was at my aunts house helping her get rid of some mattreses, and when we were done, my mom and I left (of course), then the call happened...my aunt called my mom to... Mother's Day
Its mother's day. The day I must slave at my mom's feet giving her breakfast in bed and cheap macaroni art. Well, Happy mother's day! :D P.S. My mom isnt really like that. She doesnt... My mailbox! My tree! (well it wasnt my tree)
One day, I was just on the computer, la-de-da-de-da, and then I heard some loud banging from outside. So then (of course) I went to go see what it was. It turns out that some idiot in a pick-up... 300th post.
This is my three-hundredth post! Im so happy!:cry: Well not that happy. I just wanted to make a new blog.:P Getting my ears pierced
Okay, on Satuday, I got my ears pierced, but then my older sister told me that I couldnt wear my earrings to school. I totally forgot about school. So then I had my mom write a note to school... Pick an Anime character.
pic your fav (sorry if I dont have him/her)   Zatch Bell The dress was a dare I made in college. Naruto I got beat up by a cat after becoming the strongest Ninja.   Brago WILL WORK FOR... My Theory
I think that in  the year 2613, McDonalds, Myspace, Wal-Mart, and Bananas will take over the world!!! McD's, Wally-world, myspace, and the most popular fruit, bananas will become so rich and... stick people
these pics/vids are funny!        Stick people are awesome!!! Summer break
This summer, I'm going back to Nebraska (no, it's not an all farm state. Thats just West Nebraska) to visit my older brother, who has alot of money (I am greety). Also, my two cousins are... quick question.
HOW ON EARTH DO YOU GET THOSE THINGS ON THE BOTTOM OF EVERY OF YOU POST???!!! Have you had somethin' important to you, but it got stole or lost.
Its happened to me. i had a PSP that my older brother gave to me. School was boring, so I brought my PSP to school. But one day, I let my friend borrow it and he brought it back, but someone stole...