Episode 3.4 "Not my other eye!"
Picture, if you will (and if you won't--well, that's just lazy of you), an empty lot in a growing suburb. Houses, five and a half car garages, fake rocks, and fake--well there isn't much that... Episode 3.3 "Heroes Should Eat More Celery"
Recap: Previously on ax23000's blog E.A. stole stock in Nintendo and now has a controlling interest in the company. Gamers everywhere are running around pulling out thier hair. Cats and dogs are... Short Intermission: Download Knytt Stories...now!
I interrupt the current blog storyline (don't worry 3.3 will be posted tommorow as usual) in order to push a favorite free game of mine: Knytt Stories . See that? It only gets better the more... Episode 3.2 "If Hot Potatoes Could Kill!"
Unassuming Gamestop employee Bret Banington (can I come up with last names or what?) is about to recieve the shock of his life. Yes. Even worse than the time he stepped on a piece of pizza that... Episode 3.1 - "It Begins...if a bit late"
Three men stand on a dark street corner, in a dark city, on an especially dark night, wearing...oh you get the point I'm sure. Everything was dark is the general point I think I'm trying to get... Season Three Looms
We've laughed together. We've cried together. We've even hit one another over the head with iron mallets. Well okay, maybe not that last one. Or, you know, the one before it. But at least I can... I'm Graduated!!!
Well I'm officially a college graduate.  No, seriously, I can't believe it either.  It was simutaniously the most boring, and most nerve wracking four hours of my life.  Not to mention the... Sir Lancelot Du Lake up a Tree
As you all know, because of course you all know everything about me because I'm just that awesome, I'm working on a thirty page paper for a class on Malory.  I just finished page ten today... The Adventures of the Evil Dr. Mattavious: Mattavious vs the Gnomes (4 of 3)
*Side note: I'm late because of the goblin army that tried to silence me, but the blog must go on so here I am...* When last we left our anti-heroes things were looking up. They'd captured the... The Adventures of the Evil Dr. Mattavious: Mattavious vs. the Gnomes (3 of 3)
Patchavious, the zombie cat assistant to Dr. Mattavious, cracked a whip over a chain of cowering rat gnomes.  The gnomes shivered and picked up the pace of their march up the mountain side to... The Adventures of the Evil Dr. Mattavious: Mattavious vs The Gnomes (2 of 3)
In a far away land, well far away if you live far away from it at least--otherwise it's a close away land, but that doesn't sound very good so that's why us narrators always stick with... The Adventures of the Evil Dr. Mattavious: Mattavious vs. The Gnomes (1 of 3)
Somewhere on a desolate mountain peak rests a castle. Storms over the years have worn the massive stone walls smooth as, well really smooth stone, which is to say smooth but not so smooth that... Short: Super Fly to the Rescue
There once was a mouse named Super Fly.  He was a very fat mouse.  Everyday when he woke up the first thing Super Fly did, even before eating breakfast, which was always very big because otherwise... Part III: How a Small Boy was Incinerated or How I Rescued my Xbox 360
The Alien Chronicles The aliens hit me over the head with a baseball bat knocking me across the room. See. Now that is why I should have had a baseball bat with me. Hitting people over the... Part II: The White Box of Glee
The Alien Chronicles The aliens had eyes. No, no, not just eyes. No Sir E. Bob. Understand me when I say these were bulging black dinner platesized...hmmm, maybe not quite that large. Let's... Part 1: A Crash in the Night
The Alien Chronicles The crash wakes me from a deep sleep. I know because my eyelids are weighed down, as though by little pulling fairy hands. I hate all that fantasy stuff though, so bad... Conclusion: Robotnik's Last Gasp
A giant squid leapt out of the water and began to grasp for me with its long reaching tentacles. Did I scream like a little girl, shriek and shriek for my mommy? You'd better believe it, it... Part Two: The Lost Mascots
I sat in a cozy little room nestled beneath the knothole encrusted trunk of an ancient tree. A fire crackled and popped in a small stone fireplace, and in it's shadows I watched the face of none... Part One: The Doorway of Doom (and mucus)
The Door Chronicles "Back! Back fowl demons of deathly darkness!" I was backed into a corner and I didn't know if I was going to make it. I've faced some pretty evil stuff in the... Blog Launch Excitement!!!
Hello one, hello all, to the one--the only--the fantastic blog of Ax23000. This is a very special launch issue of the blog, and needless to say things will only be getting more exciting from this...