FIFTY IMPERTINENT QUESTIONS:

1. How tall are you barefoot?
5ft10

2. Have you ever been unfaithful in a relationship?
No.

3. Do you own a gun?
No.

4. If you had a mental disorder, what would it be?
It would be a mental disorder.

5. How many letters are in your crush's name?
Not crushing on anyone just now.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
They're vaguely meal-like if you don't have time for something real.

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
O Holy Night

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Cup of Rolf/cappuccino from the gas station next door.

9. Do you do push-ups?
With some difficulty.

10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
No.

11. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
These questionnaires only have one thing on their minds ...

12. Do you like the rain?
What have you heard? I mean, sure, I like it fine. I consider if I had a symbol of any sort it would be the driving rain.

13.Do you own a knife?
Why are you so interested in whether I'm armed in some way? Are you planning to mug me?

14. What do you smell like?
Faintly of smoke.

15. Do you have A.D.D?
No. And more with my mental state.

16. Full initials?
TJA

17. Name three thoughts at this exact moment.
Time is a paradox, free will seems predetermined on some level and taking things down to their most basic level, the nature of existence is an impossible absurdity.

18. Name the last three things you have bought today.
The last time I bought anything was yesterday, and it was a cappuccino, a pack of smokes and a packet of cookies.

19. Name five drinks you regularly drink.
Water, cappuccino, dietCoke, orange juice and milk

20. What time did you wake up today?
10:15 (It's Saturday )

21. Can you spell?
Can I spell what? I can spell quite a large number of English words more or less correctly and if I can't, I have a good guess.

22. Current worry?
2-1/2 more years of our current idiot.

23. Current hate?
My nation's administration in the face of international instability.

24. Favorite place to be?
My apartment. I've got it set up nicely.

25. Least favorite place to be?
I can't really think of a place I really dislike being.

26. Where would you like to go?
New York.

27. Do you own slippers?
Of course.

28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
Minneapolis.

29. Do you burn or tan?
Neither. I avoid the sun. But when I get some, I tend to tan.

30. Yellow or blue?
For what?

31. Would you be a pirate?
Gar.

32. Last time your cell rang?
Don't have one.

33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
"Serenity" theme.

34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Big purple monster.

35. What's in your pockets right now?
Nothing.

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Go to my blog, click on "Cherub" in the "UsTubing" entry. I challenge you to keep a straight face.

37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
Don't recall.

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Broke my wrist riding a moped too fast on gravel when I was 11 or so.

39. What is your GPA?
Grade point average. 3.75 in high school, 3.2 with a triple major in college.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
1 teevee, 2 monitors.

41. Who is your loudest friend?
I'm in a theater troupe and we can all project pretty well, so it's hard to say.

42. Who is your most silent friend?
Andrea, probably.

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
No.

44. Do you wish on stars?
No.

45. What is your favorite book?
The Elegant Universe by Brian Greene.

46. What song did you last hear?
"Livin' on the Edge" by Aerosmith.

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
"I Will Arise" and "My Heart is Longing."

49. What were you doing 12AM last night??
Sleeping.

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
I'm missing "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me"!

FIFTY IMPERTINENT QUESTIONS:

1. How tall are you barefoot?
5ft 5 in

2. Have you ever been unfaithful in a relationship?
No.

3. Do you own a gun?
Does a BB Gun count? How about a paintball gun? A water gun?

4. If you had a mental disorder, what would it be?
Depression.

5. How many letters are in your crush's name?
I haven't had a crush on anyone since I was in High School.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
Hot dogs are generally good, though I'm kinda picky about them. I like stadium hot dogs and Oscar Meyer hot dogs. I can't stand the cheap ones.

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
"Do They Know It's Christmas" by Band Aid

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Orange Juice.

9. Do you do push-ups?
No.

10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
No.

11. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Not that it's any of your business but no.

12. Do you like the rain?
I love the rain. Especially walking in it. It's so much fun.

13.Do you own a knife?
Just steak knifes and butter knifes.

14. What do you smell like?
Chocolate.

15. Do you have A.D.D?
No. 16. Full initials?
None of your business.

17. Name three thoughts at this exact moment.
I have a headache. It's hard to think of your thoughts when you're put on the spot. I have "Tear you Apart" stuck in my head.

18. Name the last three things you have bought today.
The only think I bought today was dinner at Ho Wahs. I did pay bills today though. I didn't buy anything yesterday either. I bought a $5 pizza from Little Ceasars on Wednesday and that was it. I don't buy things very often actually.

19. Name five drinks you regularly drink.
Orange Juice, water, cola, and sometimes tea. That's not five things but that's all I regularly drink.

20. What time did you wake up today?
6:30 a.m. I didn't stay up though. I got back up at 9:30 a.m.

21. Can you spell?
Most of the time.

22. Current worry?
Having enought money to pay bills and still have enough money to eat.

23. Current hate?
Not having enough money to pay bills.

24. Favorite place to be?
I don't really have a favorite place to be. I guess maybe my room since I can relax there.

25. Least favorite place to be?
Work.

26. Where would you like to go?
Everywhere. I'd really love to travel the world.

27. Do you own slippers?
Yeah, but I never wear them.

28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
Hopefully working at a job that I love.

29. Do you burn or tan?
I burn first then tan. I'm very pale. I do tend to try to avoid the sun but I do like hiking and swimming so it's kinda hard to do that.

30. Yellow or blue?
Blue. I hate yellow.

31. Would you be a pirate?
Yeah. Sword fighting would be just too cool. But only for a movie role or something like that. Being a real pirate wouldn't be that much fun. The reality of it would get in the way.

32. Last time your cell rang?
Um ... don't know. It's been in my beach bag for a couple of weeks. I kinda forgot about it. I hope nobody called me.

33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I don't sing in the shower.

34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Nothing really. When you live in a haunted house you have to get over it or you'll go insane.

35. What's in your pockets right now?
Not a damn thing. 36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Auntie and Dave regularly make me laugh. I always get the giggles around them.

37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
Charlie Brown bedsheets. 38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Throwing out my back when I was 20 was probably the worst since it's never completely healed. I couldn't even put a coat on without help. It was truly awful.

39. What is your GPA?
3.5 or so in college. I can't remember the exact GPA and I can't be bothered to look it up. 40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
3 televisions, plus a portable dvd player and a monitor that you can use to watch television.

41. Who is your loudest friend?
Heather.

42. Who is your most silent friend?
Me? Do I count? I can be really quiet sometimes. People end up asking me if anything is wrong which gets annoying. Sometimes I just don't want to talk. 43. Does someone have a crush on you?
A couple of guys have a crush on me that I'm aware of - or possibly just want to sleep with me. I'm not sure which. 44. Do you wish on stars?
Nope.

45. What is your favorite book?
"The Outsiders" by S.E. Hinton

46. What song did you last hear?
"These Things" by She Wants Revenge

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Morbid much? Probably "Don't know what you've got till it's gone" by Cinderella though that would never actually happen.

49. What were you doing 12AM last night??
Surfing the net.

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
I really don't want to get up and run errands this morning.