Yes, I'm back. Forget every promise I made in my last few posts, they were lies. So was the cake I was GOING to promise. Oh well.

A sharp-eyed observer will notice that the title of this blog is one of the last lines in Red vs. Blue, Episode 38, spoken by Tex. Well, it's still fresh in my mind, because I got the entire RvB boxed set over Christmahannukwanzadanstice. That's my version of non-denominational holiday (Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa, Ramadan, Solstice).