Homework is evil, although important

Alrighty, I've come to conclude a saying.

"Homework is evil, though of vital important to ones future"

That is the saying, and I've come to prove it. Damn straight it's evil, the most evilest (if theres even a word) thing alive. It consumes your soul and takes it into the deepest of all darkness in a place where no human would ever want to go. It is ones darkness which consumes every light and soul, and takes it in its grasp, never to let it go again. Darkness, was what ruled them, it was the fuel in which enriched that horrible world and beasts hypnotized in their command. With one mighty flash and lightning of light, a command is sent, which then commands them with the most horribliest of all types of command. The command that went, "you are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are grey.."
Which clearly means, "bunnies are coming, they are coming, so start running." The command would wipe out a thousand, and in the end, bunnies will rise up and shine over everything else. Go the bunnies.. GOOO

Homework, is vital to ones future, however at the same time it is also evil. As much as I hate to say this, kiddies, do your homework, its important for you. It may suck, but hey, life sucks, so make the best of it while you still can. Don't let the darkness of doom take you, smile in the light. Smile with the angels of joy, and the laughter of all humanity, and whatever else there is that makes you smile. Just freaking smile okay. One way or the other, as long as you smile, you're a-o-k. Smile.

That's it folks, my beautifully long wall of text that hopefully was funny enough to let you smile at least once. Of course I'm sure most of you would think im LAME or a FOOL, but hey, im weird, and I rule all weirdness. Cuz i'm weirdest you'll ever meet.

LOL. hope you enjoyed reading this. I'm bored, as you can tell.