Anyone that is a fan of South Park has already seen the episode where Indiana Jones is raped by Spielberg and Lucas. When I saw that episode I thought to myself: "It can't be that bad. I refuse to believe it sucks this much."

I just saw the latest Indy film. Someone please call 911, a sexual assault is in progress. Two mad film-makers are raping my childhood-memories.

I think Spielberg is getting a little bonkers on his older days.

Why do people have to **** with things that should stay in the past?

I mean: Rocky, Michael Jackson's songs, hell, MJ himself is a freak now, Metallica (not exactly childhood, but whatever), Star Wars, Indiana Jones and I'm sure there's plenty more.

When will this stop?

I swear to God, if they make a new Ghostbusters or Back to the future, I'll never see a sequel again.