Soooo...as I'm sure everyone has heard by now, an astronaut was arrested and charged with attempted murder. But I love relishing in the details, so let's relive the madness! Picture this, if you will: A 40ish female astronaut, married, is in love with Shuttle Commander. Shuttle Commander not interested, possibly in love with other astronaut. Astronut dons adult diaper, wig, Columbo trenchcoat, and drives 900 miles from Texas to Florida to confront the b*tch. Cuz, you know, you can't stop to pee when you've got homicide on the brain and a good two day drive ahead of you. At her side is a trusty BB gun, pepper spray, steel mallet, 4-inch shiner, four feet of rubber tubing, garbage bags, and $600 in cash. Murder plot , or murder mystery weekend a la Saved By the Bell? You decide. Astronauts are crraaaaaaazee!