The Pacifier
Yes another misleading blog title, just cause they’re fun and no not the terrible Vin Diesel movie from last year. This one refers to the apparent other half of my profession. Yes that’s right,... The Great Bambino (edit)
If life is a game of baseball, then my head must be the ball that Babe Ruth just smacked the guts out of.   [IMG]http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q141/arionlappy/babe-ruth-swing.jpg[/IMG]... If it were an actual banner, I'd be waving it...
Well folks, I finally did it. I was bored enough so I decided to make a banner. It’s a little rough and basically all I did was repair and add text to some cool photos I had, but it’s still came... Attention K-Mart shoppers! Blue light special on blogs! It's 2 for 1!
This doesn’t mean you should ignore the other blog, read the one before this. It just means I’m posting two at once because it’s a day for writing blogs. Wanna know why? The Internet at the... I admit it! I am a SUBSTANCE ABUSER!
That’s right. The white stuff. I love it. I love the high it gives me. My mother thinks I should give it up but I can’t.           Yup, you guessed it. *SNOW*.... Who Knows Where the Time Goes?
That beautiful song written by Sandy Denny and covered by several others from Mary Black to Judy Collins (my personal favorite) seems to be the story of my life lately. There seems to be no time... Jack of All Trades, Master of None
Knowledge is POWER…right? It seems to me that knowledge doesn’t give you any power; it only gives you more responsibility…to provide answers. But not just answers about the subject you’re... For Your Viewing Pleasure...
Hey I finally got an account on photobucket. I was very lazy about it, I know, but I thought it was about time.   For several of my blogs, I have wanted to include pictures. I’d insert them... Does Anyone Like Getting "Carded?"
Birthdays, graduations, weddings, showers, national holidays, sympathy, congratulations, thank you’s, and “thinking of you.” These are just a few of a myriad of occasions that people feel the... The Signs of Political Insanity- Don't worry; It's not what you think!
I promised myself when I started writing these blogs that I would put nothing about my political standpoint. It’s one thing to start talking about religion but once you get into politics you risk... My Crest Spin-brush
What a brilliant device! The bristles on the head rotate and the bristles on the rest move up and down and there is a gum massager in the middle! Your arms couldn’t possibly move quickly enough... Consumer Madness
I admit it. I spend a significant portion of my extra time looking at those catalogs of useless items. I am enamored with them because each item has one specific use that perhaps would be... And why do they call me ma'am anyway???
I’m only 18! Most of these students are well into their 20’s if not older. I may not look like I’m 18 years old but I can guarantee that I certainly don’t look old enough to warrant a “ma’am.”... It's not rocket science ya know?
Why are people so surprised, when they come into the lab, that the computers are off? Is it such a shock that we do not just leave machines on indefinitely? Do they leave their computers at... Is there a polite way to accuse someone of being a spy?
Ok I have no idea what to think at this point. There's this kid who comes into the lab. I don't know his name but he's come in several times and spent many hours at a time sitting in here, always... Society Rules
Why do we succumb to them? It is society who says you can’t do this and can’t do that, and we live in a revolutionary age! This is the time when it’s practically demanded of us to stand up and... My Life Story
Ok so it’s been said (not by anyone on this site) that I am a somewhat negative person. I come off as cynical, jaded, bitter, and obviously, sarcastic. Many people find this amusing about my... Why I Oughta...
So I’ve dyed my hair right? It’s a BEAUTIFUL shade of blue/purple. I absolutely love it. Almost everyone I encounter, after trying to figure out whether it is blue or purple (it changes depending... Perhaps I was too hasty
Okay my last post on blogs was a rant. A justified rant and I meant every word but I think I was generalizing. I was referring to sites like Myspace. As has been pointed out, this website is... Guess I gotta start one eventually...
I think the most appropriate way to begin a ritual like this would be to explain my disapproval of rituals like this. A blog, or web log, in my opinion is a ridiculous concept. It's...