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Monday, Jul 10, 2006

1. You are not a superhuman.

2. If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.

3. Don't look conspicuous- it draws fire.

4. When in doubt, empty your magazine.

5. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver then yourself.

6. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

7. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.

8. No plan survives the first contact intact.

9. All 5 second grenade fuses burn down in 3 seconds.

10. Try to look unimportant because the enemy might be low on ammo.

11. If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short.

12. The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.

13. The important things are allways simple.

14. The simple things are allways hard.

15. The easy way is mined.

16. If you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat.

17. When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.

18. Incoming fire has right of way.

19. Friendly fire isn't.

20. If the enemy is in range- SO ARE YOU!

21. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.

22. Things that must be together to work usually can't be shiped together.

23. Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support desperatly.

24. Anything you do can get you shot - including doing nothing.

25. Tracers work both ways.

26. The only thing more accurate than incoming fire is incoming friendly fire.

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everyone of those is absolutely true.
Posted Jul 10, 2006 9:41 pm PT
LMAO!!!! That list is soooo accurate, my Friend!! Excellent Blog, my friend! Thanks for sharing and Game On!
Posted Jul 11, 2006 10:57 am PT
nice,LOL funny as hell.
Posted Jul 11, 2006 5:22 pm PT
Where the hell did you get that from?! It's the best rules list I've ever seen; very true, and VERY funny. Congratulations!
Posted Jul 13, 2006 1:37 am PT
And very true to the end.
Posted Jul 24, 2006 6:04 am PT
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