Beserk Female Syndrom

Karl: The heart wants what it wants!

Susan: Yeah, well, my heart wants to hurt you, but I'm able to control myself!

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Yao Lin: I don't like lies.

Gabrielle: Yeah, well I don't like your ironing. So there.

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Julie: When was the last time you had sex?

[Susan stops what she is doing]

Julie: Are you mad that I asked?

Susan: No, I'm just trying to remember.

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"So you think you can break my heart and go away with it..."

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Betty Applewhite: In the future, leave the cleverness to me.