Professor David Wilder: Fondly. You see, Flaubert believed that anticipation was the purest form of pleasure... and the most reliable. And that while the things that actually happen to you would invariable disappoint, the things that never happened to you would never dim. Never fade. They would always be engraved in your heart with a sort of sweet sadness.

Professor David Wilder: Nothing, really. Just two old friends sitting around remembering the best thing that never happened to them.

JT: We both agreed that never happened.

Dr. Kihlgren: Now superstition feeds on ignorance and rumor. Well, there isn't nothin' I can do about the ignorance, but I won't add to the rumor. We'll nail him in a box and put him in the ground before anyone else sees him and pretend it never happened.

Carlos Mencia: You don't want to be the person that had a fight, a little insignificant fight with your spouse. So you did it, and you were pissed, but you stayed pissed at your wife. Not cause it was real, but hell, we'll make up later. In the morning you woke up, and things were still bad, but you kept that...cause hey, I'll come back. And then what happened? You went to your building, and you were, sadly, on that 90th floor and 9/11 happened, and you're never going back home again. The best you could do is call your woman or man and say "I love you." And you missed that last night. Why? Because yout thought it would last forever. See, every comedy show you've ever been to ends with a big joke. Cause that's what you need. I end with a big joke, you laugh, I say goodnight, and that's how it's supposed to be. But that ain't life my friends, if you learn one thing from me, it's that sometimes, sometimes...

xHimself - Anchor: [Dan Rather's farewell newscast on March 9, 2005, his 24th anniversary] We've shared a lot in the 24 years we've been meeting here each evening, and before I say 'Good night' this night, I need to say thank you. Thank you

Jack Bristow: [Jack and Sydney sit in total silence waiting for a contact] This is the best conversation we've had in weeks.

Oglethorpe: SILENCE! Do not insult Orbnauticus, or you will be damned forever to the Forbidden Zone!

Wacky Protester (Jef Scott): Silence! I'm thinking.

Joyce: This is *not* a good town. How many of us have-have lost someone who-who just disappeared... or-or got skinned or suffered 'neck rupture'? And how many of us have been too afraid to speak out? I-I was supposed to lead us in a moment of silence, but, silence is this town's disease. For too long we-we've been plagued by unnatural evils. This isn't our town anymore. It belongs to the monsters, and the witches and the Slayers.

Roj Blake: They've built a vast transceiver complex there. All Federation signals and navigation controls are beamed into Saurian Major, boosted and redirected. It's a vital nerve center in the Federation space control system. Destroy that, and you blind, deafen and silence them. That's what we're going to do.

MISUNDERSTANDINGS, CONFUSION AND SILENCE - the best ways of communication that you can get.

Karl: The heart wants what it wants!

Susan: Yeah, well, my heart wants to hurt you, but I'm able to control myself!

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Yao Lin: I don't like lies.

Gabrielle: Yeah, well I don't like your ironing. So there.

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Julie: When was the last time you had sex?

[Susan stops what she is doing]

Julie: Are you mad that I asked?

Susan: No, I'm just trying to remember.

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"So you think you can break my heart and go away with it..."

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Betty Applewhite: In the future, leave the cleverness to me.