Well, these past two days have certainly been a busy one for me. I discovered that two of the actors on one of my favorite shows were editorless! What a lucky break for me. I was able to pick up Enrique Murciano right away. Eric Close took me more time, as there is not as much verifiable information about him. Anyway, I'm ecstatic about the new person guides!
Also, I am now at Level 24. After complaining that it took such a long time to reach Level 23, it took me a little over a day to reach the Golden Girl level. Now, as big of an accomplishment this was to me, it's nothing compared to this one.
I HAVE FINALLY REACHED 1,000 SUBMISSIONS!
I get this nifty new emblem..
! I actually feel like I am contributing something worthwhile to the site, and that is the best feeling in the world. Yay, me! I had to brag for a bit before getting on with the next part.
Michigan
- No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison. (But what if I insist?)
- A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
- It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
Clawson, MI
- There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens. (Thank goodness the wording is so clear....)
Detroit, MI
- It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.
- It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose. (But officer, he was on his way to the body piercing shop when you pulled him over...I swear!)
Harper Woods, MI
- It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.
Kalamazoo, MI
- It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend. (Thank GOD.)
Minnesota
- The land of 10,000 lakes declares mosquitos a public nuisance. (Well, good. I hope the police arrests them ALL.)
- A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head. (No. Carry the duck in your pocket, like all the law-abiding citizens do.)
- All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts. (Again, thank GOD.)
- Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
Cottage Grove, MN
- Residents of even numbered addresses may not water their plants on odd-numbered days excluding the thirty first day where it applies.
St. Cloud, MN
- Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
Mississippi
- If one is a parent to two illegitimate children, that person will go to jail for at least one month. (Well, luckily, I married both fathers...we live happily in a two-story home with a white picket fence and a wraparound porch.)
- It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is. (Oh, CRAP.)
- A man may not seduce a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her.
- Vagrancy is punishable by either 30 days in prison or a $250 fine.
- Unnatural intercourse, if both parties voluntarily participate, results in a maximum sentence of 10 years and $10,000.
- It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.
Missouri
- It is not illegal to speed.
Mole, MO
- Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.
Purdy, MO
- Dancing is strictly prohibited.
St. Louis, MO
- A milk man may not run while on duty.
Montana
- Prostitution is considered a "crime against the family". (What am I, a Soprano?)
- It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
- It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime.
- In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.
Billings, MT
- It is illegal to bring a bomb or rocket at city council proceedings.
- It is illegal to use speed-dial in the city phone system.
Excelsior Springs, MT
- Worrying squirrels will not be tolerated. (So, the eviction notice I posted to the squirrel's tree was not appreciated, I guess.)
- It is illegal to annoy passersby on sidewalks with a revolving water sprinkler. (Good. I always walk with a standing sprinkler.)
- The game of "folf" may not be played at night.
Kalispell, MT
- All pool tables must be able to be viewed from the street outside a billiard hall where they are located.
Nebraska
- Persons with gonorrhea may not marry.
- If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
- It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
Lehigh. NE
- Doughnut holes may not be sold.
Omaha, NE
- A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.
Waterloo, NE
- Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.