My 6 year old son has developed a seemingly unhealthy obsession with Rod Stewart.
My dog has OCD.
My cat is captivated by my very exisitance.... and it's scaring me.
Clothing should be optional.
Cigarettes are poisoning me.
Madonna is the reason the mute button was invented.
Whatever happened to Pauly Shore? Nevermind, I don't care anymore.
I might possibly die if I do not get to see Def Leppard in April.
When did I become the adult??
Kid Rock for President
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