What makes a good union?

This does

Dumb guys in expensive suits.

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Teh sexay Clan

And now for your possibly funny joke of the day. ^_^

A midget walks into a bar and sits down, orders a drink. Hes just sitting there, sipping on his martini, when out of nowhere BAM he hits the floor. He gets up, all groggy, and looks around. There is this massive 6'5'' man standing over him. The midget asks "What the hell was that?" The big man replies "That was a karate chop from Hong Kong". The midget not wanting to start anything sits back down and starts sipping on his drink again. BAM, he gets knocked to the floor again. He gets up, and asks the massive man. "What the **** was that?" The big man replies "That was a velocity punch, from Japan". Troubled the Midget leaves. THe large man then sits down, and orders a drink. He gets up and leaves. Then BAM, as soon as he gets out of the doorway he hits the ground. The midget walks back into the bar and says to the bar tender. "When that guy out there wakes up, tell him it was a hammer, from Canadian Tire"

A newfy told me that one. I definately got a kick out of it ^_^