Three men who died in the same day meet in front of heavens door. The saint said only one of them could go to heaven. So he asked them to tell him how they died and only the one who had the worst death could go to heaven.

The first one began: "It had been years that suspected of my wife being unfaithfull. One day I was more sure than ever and found her in the shower. I could't find the man but I made no noise so I could find him faster. I looked everywhere and then I went to the balcony. There I see him hanging and I try anything to throw him off. I start hitting his hands, but that guy still didn't fall. Then I took my hammer and hit his hand and there he falls off, 25 floors down, but he fell on a truck full of cussions and was still alive. Than I take my frige, throw it at him and then he finally dies. Desperate I suicided."

The second man continues: "I was working out at my balcony at the 27-th floor of an 30 floor building. Accidentally I fall, but luckily I cold to another balcony 2 floors lower. Then a psycho hits my hands with anything he could untill I drop. It seemed like my lucky day since I fell on a truck. But that psycho threw his fridge at me and I finally died!"

The third man whisperes: "Imagine your self, naked, In a fridge, falling from the 25-th floor..."

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