Well, I have a thing for quotes.... I can't really explain why but I do. I like them, I write them down, I remember them.... just as weird as that.

So I just wanted to share, in this case, some of my favorite quotes from Friends (which are A LOT -Friends is an endless source for funny quotes- but I'll just pick some)

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ROSS: I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.

CHANDLER: Was that place... the sun?!

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MONICA: How do you know she's gonna start talking?

RACHEL: Well, when I talk to her I almost feel like she understands what I'm saying.

CHANDLER: Kind of like Joey.

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JOEY: Wait a minute. I used to get medical experiments done on me all the time!

CHANDLER: Ahh.... finally an explanation.

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ROSS: I just found out Elizabeth's dad wants to meet me.

CHANDLER: Wait a minute. Hold the phone. You're not Elizabeth's dad?

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MELISSA: Phoebe, were you ever in a sorority?

PHOEBE: Of course, yeah. It was... Thigh Mega Tampon.

MELISSA: What one?

PHOEBE: Yeah, you know, we were really huge too. But then they had to shut us down when Regina Phalangie died of alcohol poisoning.

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ROSS: Look, I'm sorry to hear about your tragedy, ok? But the swings are perfectly safe, and besides Emma loves them. You know what? You should come with us and you'll see.

RACHEL: Ross, those things go like forty miles an hour! There's a moment when you're at the top when you just don't know if you're gonna return back to earth!

ROSS: Space *is* filled with orbiting children.

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ROSS: You sprayed my front twice!

TANNING SALON GUY: You never turned?

ROSS: No! I barely got to three Mississippi.

TANNING SALON GUY: Mississippi? I said count to five.

ROSS: Mississippilessly?

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MONICA: Oh my God, she's amazing! I'm so glad you guys got drunk and had sex!

CHANDLER: It's incredible... I mean, one minute she's inside you and then 47 hours later here she is.

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MONICA: Ross, are you okay? Do you want me to stay?

ROSS: That would be good...

MONICA: Really?

ROSS: No! Go on! it's Paul! The Wine Guy!

PHOEBE: What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it, or he just complains a lot?