Seeing my blogs being promoted made me to make this blog XD.

First off, guess I'll talk about my life. Nothing has happened since the last blog really.. Oh I did take my 80 multiple choice test in U.S History yesterday, and since our clases were shorted for the Homecoming Assembly, I had to take the test RIGHT EXACTLY as I walked it. Which meant I had no time to study beforehand, which meant I probably failed .

But my Homecoming Assembly was yesterday. And it was Hella hot since we had to go out to the football field since out school is too big to fit in the gym. =/

Anyways I was inspired by Colts good jokes that I looked up on the internet to find some good jokes. XD So...

It's Time for some Jokes! XD

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A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"

She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"

(eww gross XD)

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One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp, but the genie was angry that the man had kicked his lamp.

Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However because of what you did, I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most: your boss."

So the man agreed and made his first wish. "I want lots of money", he said. Instantly 22 million dollars appear in the man's bank account and 44 million appeared in his boss' account.

For his second wish, the man wished for a couple of sports cars. Instantly a Lambergini, Ferrari and a Porsche appeared, but at the same time outside his boss' house appeared two of each car.

Finally the genie said, "This is your last wish, you should choose carefully", and so the man replied... "I've always wanted to donate a kidney..."

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One more XD

An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy.

The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter.

The American says, "Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?"

The english guy says, "A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this bottle".

"Wow", says the American, "Can I have a go?"

"Sure", Says the Englishman.

The american rubs the bottle and the genie comes out, "You have one wish" Says the genie.

The American wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish.

About 5 minutes later a load of ducks come into the bar, there are thousands of them.

The American says "I don't believe this I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks".

The englishman says "Well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?".

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XDD Lol.

Peace Out till later ^^

Ugh I've been so busy this week! It's crazy! . I've barely had any free time on the computer (except on Tuesday when I missed a day of school XD. But once I woke up I had to do my Psychocology hw so I wasn't free). And it gets worse even, tomorrow I'm going to have an 80 question exam in my U.S History class . At 6:30pm today I'm going to a study session at school so I can go over the stuff I totally forgot for this exam =/.

But if you aren't busy like me, you should go check out my sister's Human Geography project, It's hilarious XDDD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxPtVH6UrbQ

Yeah it's on Youtube, cause she had to send it to her group members. But before you watch it, know that it is about the Culture of Las Vegas (where I live). If you look closely, you can even see my house in there XDDDDD. But it's so funny, I espcially like the end, cause I suggested it . But at times it might be a bit boring because because you know it was a project she had to do in school (I'd know, I did that same project last year ).

Anyways, now with my stupid clases, and I'm in Key Club now (whoo! Finally some extracurricular activies for me!), and other stuff, I probably won't be on a lot as I have been. But I'll try to keep up with my weekly blogs! ^^ Peace out!

Hey peeps. What's hangin? (send me what you are hangin )

Once again, my life has been BORING. I'm glad today though the Avatar: Legends of the Arena game came out (if anyone sees me, my name is Aloha6292 ). Can't wait until I get better, and they work out the glitches of course.

UHH, but I have a lot of assignments i have to do! I got a term paper (5-7 pages!!) I have to write, and I still haven't even picked a topic yet! And I have to do 2 current events for my AP U.S. History clase, and another one for my Zoology clase!! None of which I have done yet. Luckily they aren't due until about two weeks, but my topic for my term paper is due on Monday, and I have no clue what to write about .

Hopefully I can stop being lazy and get these things done, and spend some more time chillin.