First of all, sorry to horribly dissapoint all of you who were eagerly looking forward to our epic retro video, but apparently Gamespot hates me, so it's not happening. A quick rundown of what was on the video (use your imagination to see it in your mind):

• We played Night Driver, Haunted House, and E.T. for the Atari 2600. What we learned: Night Driver makes my eyes bleed, Haunted House was programmed by a 3-year old on crack, and E.T. features a secret cabal of child molesters intent on touching strange alien creatures.
• A dramatic reading of the opening cutscene for Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout. Oh, and rabbit strippers.
• Quite possibly the greatest N64 game ever made, Waialae Country Club. There may only be one course, but at least it has horrible FMV character models.

So obviously you missed out on cinematic greatness. For Day 2, I played a little Punch-Out, making it to Bald Bull before he absolutely ripped me to shreds with that charge move. Anyone know how to counter that? I also booted up Starcraft for the first time in like a year, and god, did I forget how awesome that game is. Tomorrow, I'll probably throw in some Shaq-Fu and get my Shaq-Fu on. Yeah, I just used Shaq-Fu 3 times in one blog. Is there an achievement for that? If so, is it worth negative Fake-Gamerpoints?