As some of you may or may not know, there exists a certain clique of individuals amongst gamers that have been there in the background, lurking, and never given their fair due.

Yes, indeed, I speak of the STONER GAMERS*. Gamers who get the most enjoyment out of their video games (mostly cause of the high amounts of THC in their system, thus enabling them to really experience the game). You can recognize them by their un-brushed, incredibly-too-long hair style, their ripped jeans and/or khakis, their tendency to wear sunglasses (no matter what the weather is), and the fact that they smell like they've been bathing in bong water the last six hours. (They also tend to be surrounded by a sea of chips, candy, and food wrappers).

As mentioned above, too much people have failed to recognize these stoned bohemians and have never brought them into the limelight.

But alas, I aim to change that.

So, finally, the long overdue

TOP TEN GAMES TO PLAY WHILE STONED

10. Pac Man - man, the guy never slows down

9. God of War - whoaa, everythings going soo fast

8. Guitar Hero - its like i can actually play an instrument

7. Rayman: Raving Rabbids - these guys have no idea how stupid they look

6. Super Smash Bros (disclaimer: only fun when played with at least two other equally as stoned firends)

5. THERE IS NO FIVE

4.20 Zelda - what the hell is going on? why am i talking to my self?

3. Killer 7 - this game makes soooo much sense for me right now

2. Any one of the Mario games - eat the mushrooms, man. no. no, trust me. they'll make you grow really tall.

AND

1. Truthfully, I'm not sure for whom the number one spot should go to. And I'm afraid of back-lash from angry drugged out fan-boys ("Well, I think blah-blah-blah should be numero uno"). So, I'm leaving this blank. Blank for you to decide which one should be number one and maybe later on down the road, I'll be ablle to fill it in. And, from looking at the '08 game calender, I see some trully worthy candidates (I'm looking at you, SPORE)

So, there you go. Feel free to comment/criticize it all you wish.

Happy blazing

*I do not condone, advertise nor advocate the usage of marijuina