October 18th, 2005
Associated Press

Emergency Services received an anonymous emergency call at approximately 5:49 Tuesday morning informing them of a fire at DeFarge Studios.

When firefighters reached the scene eight minutes later they were horrified to find a three-alarm fire burning through several buildings, including the set of the award-winning newscast, Da Newz Sho.

After fighting the fire for two hours the firefighters approached to look for survivors and were horror-struck to find the partially cremated body of Da Newz Sho anchor, B-radG, known to his viewers as Brad.

The autopsy revealed that the young 15-year-old Newz Comedian had died of a single gunshot wound to the back of the head by a .44-Magnum Revolver, and not due to the fire as originally thought.

The Police suspect that B-radG may have died because of his close association to Majakian sympathizer Magna_Wolf, who was himself killed about a month ago. Un-surprisingly, just like Magna_Wolf, B-radG's death occured on the day of his One Year Anniversary as a TvTome/Tv.com Member.

Police Captain Daniel Meany, who headed up the investigation on the Majakian killings in December of 2004, made this statement. "Look, I don't want to frighten anybody, but it seems as if a war has been declared on anyone associated with the Majakians. MP has been vanquished, but someone is determined to continue in his footsteps. All surviving Majakians and Majakian sympathizers are encouraged to go into hiding until this madman is caught."

When questioned about suspects, Captain Meany had this to say: "We've taken Moldy Toaster in for questioning after a witness reported seeing his car in the area of DeFarge Studios on the morning of B-radG's death, but right now he's just a person of interest. We've made no arrests in any of the Majak murder cases."

Moldy Toaster, an ancient members lounge spammer and Majak adversary,
was a known ally of MP up until the December 2004 killings when he
abruptly disappeared.

To date, eleven have been killed by this mysterious murderer. They are as follows: Shorty Shortstop, Skip Foreplay, Tony October, Jimmy the Greek, KingJohn23, Magna_Wolf, Listener, Everwood Chic, joshieanimefreak, Chip, and just moments ago, _B-radG_. Who will be next?...

B-radG: October 18, 2004 - October 18, 2005.