*clears throat*

welcome mere mortals to my blog. If i am not mistaken, there is something in which all you earth-forms called 'the super bowl' taking place tonight. Before i destroyed an innocent pedestrian today, i asked him 'what is this super bowl you all speak of?' obviously based on his description of it, you all sit around a flashing box and watch two groups of people try to slaughter eachother over a ball in a giant bowl.

i thanked him politely and then obliterated him with my laser gun. As i continued on my voyage observing this tiny planet which is called earth, i realized that just about everybody is going to be watching this 'super bowl' .

'wow,' i thought 'this is the perfect time to take over the world......'

so that is what im going to do. Take over the world. Have fun in watching the bowl battle evryone^_^

Ciao

*hops out*