A pretty damn long while. But with a new GOW game on the way, I'm back. You haven't seen the video yet? Check it out now. That's some damn sweet twenty-something seconds.

What sucks is that I'm only just getting a 360 for Christmas, since I've been basically bankrupt the whole year. If PS3s still cost the same amount as small islands by the time GOW3's out, I'm gonna steal one of those pricks. Or borrow one from a friend. Whatever's easier.

In the meantime, I've got a lot of gaming to catch up to, like that other GOW acronym, for instance.

FACK YES

Will definitely write a review after finishing the game. My god I have been blown away by the games sheer rock and roll like a thrillion times already.