Ah, yes. The new review system. I don't think I've seen a single complaint on the forums or even in people's signatures. Nobody has voiced any concern, and Gamespot sure hasn't mentioned anything about "community outrage". Nope, everything seems perfect.

But here a few ways that all of us can like it even more than we already do:

Apply the .5 review system to video reviews, too. By recording the video review and then editing out every other spoken word, we can simply things.

Give trophies, as well. Medals are great, but what about trophies? And games should be able to melt all their medals down into one big trophy. I'm sure Olympic athletes do that, too.

No more pictures. Each and every JPG images contains millions of pixels. That's extremely confusing, get rid of it.

Don't listen to your community. I know you always consult your loyal paying customers before every huge decision, but you should stop it. Our opinion doesn't matter!

Close the forums down. Forums promote discussion on your reviews. This will just add more information that none of us want. Information is bad, so close em' down.

Number lines. Those crazy decimals are confusing, so I think you should supply a number line with each review. Put a sad face on the left and a happy face on the right. This way, all of your incredibly stupid users that can't understand decimals will be able to get a visual on the score.

Text-to-speech. Words are confusing. Read it to us, please.

With these simple additions, your community can stop fumbling around in confusion and actually understand what you're trying to say. Thank you Gamespot, you've removed the biggest struggle of my day: one friggen' decimal point.

And while you're at it, you could stop insulting our intelligence, too. We understand the difference between 8.2 and 7.8.