Power (Narration): It had been a few weeks since I was transported to this new dimension. I was just starting to get used to how this place worked. In fairness, I did have Miyabi to thank for that... But still!

Power: *Yawns.* Man, school was boring.

Miyabi: *Walking next to Power.* Well, it might be because you were sleeping. *Smiles.*

Power: (Thinking) If by sleeping you mean "trying to get out of this world", then yeah.

Power (Narration): Throughout the time I had been here, I had really been helping get Miyabi out of her shell. And yes, at this point, I was REALLY missing the Miyabi from the Ninja Nonsense world. And, while we were walking together, I saw it. My savior. In a crowd of people, I was able to make out a familiar head of hair. And, even though leaving Miyabi alone might have been a bad idea, in case Hank's goons wanted revenge, I also needed to get the crap outta this weird dimension. So, I rushed over to the person I saw.

Power: *Runs off.*

Miyabi: Power, wait!

Power: (Thinking) Please be him... (Talking) HEY! Syaoran!

Syaoran: *Turns around and looks at Power.*

Power: *Stops.* I knew it! The hair was a give-away!

Syaooran: I'm sorry... do I know you?

Power: Oh... right... maybe you haven't met me from the Blog Cast world yet.

Syaoran: Blog Cast world?

Power: Yeah. Listen, I know this is asking for alot, but can you please take me to meet the Dimensional Witch?

Syaoran: Who?

Power: Wait... you don't know who the Dimensional Witch is?

Syaoran: No.

Power: Fai?

Syaoran: My teacher?

Power: Kurogane?

Syaoran: My other teacher?

Power: Uh... Sakura!

Syaoran: How do you know Sakura?

Power: Because I met the princess before.

Syaoran: Princess? You mean Sakura's a princess?

Power: Ugh, Syaoran, you don't need to play dumb. I know all about the world hopping. You've been to several different worlds, met great allies... and one not so great enemy...

Syaoran: I'm not playing dumb. I have no idea WHAT you're talking about.

Power: Oh... you may be him then... Okay. Then let me say this... Tsubasa.

Syaoran: What?

Power: Uh... Sorry. I guess I had you confused for a friend of mine.

Syaoran: That's okay. Maybe you saw my brother.

Power: Yeah. Maybe. *Laughs lightly.* (Thinking) CRAP! Looks like I was wrong! And why is this a school comedy-drama?! Is it because of the change of sites? Someone pull out a giant robot so I can shoot it with an arrow, make it disappear, be congratulated by Miki and Tsuruya and... Oh... wait, that never actually happened... Just in my fantasies...

Miyabi: *Runs up.* Power, why did you run off?

Power: (Talking) Oh, sorry, Miyabi. I totally forgot. See, I had thought Syaoran here was his brother. Hey, perfect timing. Here's someone to watch you while I go check out some stuff at the library. *Runs off.* (Thinking) It's gonna be hard, but I should be able to find Miki around here somewhere.

Power (Narration): So, I had to do some research at the library, and found where Miki, and some others who might be able to help me, lived. I mean, come on. I just mysteriously disappeared. My friends would have to be looking for me, right? I mean, Miki was my current wife before I disappeared. And Kaede was a good friend... and had Haruhi powers, so... I also tried to find Lemmy, then I remembered that this universe had nothing out of the ordinary, like time travelers... So, anyway, I got the addresses of everyone I needed to, and ran off, in search of a way back home! ... Or atleast back to ZBF's body. I hated this new one!

(Later)

Power: *Standing at a doorstep.*

Power (Narration): First stop, Miki Hashiba's place!

Miki: *Opens the door.* Um... hello. Do I know you?

Power: (Talking) It's me! Power! You're husband!

Miki: Husband?! I'm not even married. And I have a boyfriend anyway!

Power: (Thinking) Not the Miki I knew... Wait... boyfriend? Please let it be anyone but...

Yasunobu: *Walks up.* Hey, Miki-honey, what's up? Who's this?

Power: (Thinking) CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! Next time I see Yasunobu in my world, I'm gonna punch him for stealing my wife, my car, my burgers, and now my other wife!

Power (Narration): You're probably wondering about the car and burgers thing... Another story for another day...

Power: (Talking) Oh, I'm just you're friendly, neighborhood Haruhi-ist. Do you believe in the almighty Haruhi?

Power (Narration): Yeah... not the greatest cover story... It went as well as you might think...

Yasunobu: *Slams the door shut.*

Power: Alright then... (Thinking) Can't likely use that story anymore... And what was with him calling her Miki-honey?! She's not a boy-lolita!

(Later)

Power (Narration): About needing another story... I REALLY needed a new one now.

Power: *Knocking on a door.* (Thinking) Come on... You might still...

???: *Opens the door.*

Power: (Talking) Oh, thank Haruhi!

Haruhi: You're welcome. Now what do you want?

Power: Oh, well, Ms. Suzumiya, I heard about your club, and thought I might have a case for you.

Haruhi: Let's hear it.

Power: I might be... a slider.

Power (Narration): After saying those five words, Haruhi Suzumiya pulled me in and questioned me. So, of course, I explained everything. That's why you see me narrating in "And it ends...". Well... not really. But that would be awesome, right? Anyway, after I explained everything, I was kicked out. Literally!

(Later)

Power: *Stumbles out of the room.*

Haruhi: I would have accepted you were a slider of you told a believable story. But that story was too fake. I mean... Clones disappearing because their makers died? That's impossible!

Power: (Thinking) Coming from you? Yeah... (Talking) Wait, Ms. Suzumiya! What if I told you I'm...

Haruhi: *Slams the door shut.*

Power: *Rubs his forehead.* Fine... see if I get anyone else to believe in your powers. Wait... your powers... *Runs off.*

Power (Narration): I don't know if it's because the door hit me on the head, but I had one of the greatest ideas I ever had. Only... it meant having to go back to that school...

(Later)

Power: *Looking at a door.* This is... the SOK brigade of this world?

Kaede: *Opens the door.* Hello?

Power: Oh! Hello, Miss... Shiranui, is it?

Kaede: Yes. I am.

Power: And this is... the SOK?

Kaede: Yep. Seaking all sorts Of weird thing along with Kaede Shiranui group. I was gonna call it the Spreading excitement all Over the world with Kaede Shiranui brigade. But someone from another school used the name already.

Power: (Thinking) I wonder who... (Talking) Oh. Well, if it isn't too much trouble, I'd like to join your group.

Kaede: And what can you offer?

Power: I'm... the nerd. The SOK br- group is looking for Ninjas, Magic Users and secret organizations, right?

Kaede: Yeah...

Power: As a nerd, I watch all sorts of shows about that stuff. Plus, every group needs the leader, the hot girl, the quiet girl, the weird guy, the annoyed guy, the popular girl and the nerdy guy, right?

Kaede: Well... we don't have a nerd yet... Tell me what you can offer.

Power (Narration): So, I told her everything. Though, I did edit certain names... mainly Kaede's. Why mainly hers? Because she was the only other person there! Heck, we were talking in her room! Not a clubroom! HER room! Seems that she didn't have enough people. Makes sense, as Daisuke wasn't around, I hadn't joined and Miyabi in that world... yeah... Not the most active person. Anyway, after we were done... well...

(Later)

Kaede: *Pushing Power out.* You know, I was believing you until you said you were a slider! I even liked the thought of you meeting clones! But sliders? Yeah right!

Power: (Thinking) One doesn't like the clones, but loves the sliders. The other loves the clones, but hates the sliders... if I know anyone else with powers like this, I'm being as vague as possible! (Talking) It's true! I swear!

Kaede: Yeah, right... And I can control the world.

Power (Narration): At that point, I was desperate. I did something I hope I never have to do again...

Power: *Kisses Kaede.*

Kaede: *Pushes Power away from her.* UGH! WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT!?

Power: I slipped?

Kaede: Like I haven't heard that before. I should report you!

Power: (Thinking) And I could likely report you if you had any group members...

Kaede: Besides, I already have a girlfriend! Why don't you guys ever get that?

Power: (Thinking) Well, at least she's... Wait... GIRLfriend? Sweet Haruhi, I just lived every young man's dream! If they kissed before... I just got to kiss two girls for the price of one! YES!

Kaede: AND WIPE THAT SMIRK OFF YOUR FACE! *Slams the door shut.*

Power: *Rubs his forehead again.* (Talking) OW! I think I had better chance with Haruhi. But I am SO not trying that again!

Power (Narration): So I decided to just go back to my room and think up a strategy. I needed to get one of those girls to trust me. Or at least find out how I got here and reverse it.