Power (Narration): If you guys don't remember, I had been transported to a world I had no idea about. After getting kicked out of the house belonging to this universe's Bob Shimizu, I got a ride with this universe's MagneSteel. To my surprise, he was nice, unlike the Magnesteel I knew. Once I was dropped off at the Blog Cast manor, which in this universe was a school, I found out I was a student there. When I went to open the door for my room, I was greeted with the site of a young lady changing! After I closed the door I realized she looked familiar to someone I knew.
Power: No... She can't be. There's no way. You read that, right readers? Which means it couldn't possibly... or... could it? *Gulps heavily.* Well, here goes nothing. *Knocks on the door.* Miss, I'm so sorry! I had no idea!
Girl: *Opens the door.* Oh... no... it's my fault. I should have made sure the door was locked.
Power: (Thinking) What? ... WHAT?! Did I just get away with seeing a girl ALMOST change? ... This isn't her, is it? (Talking) Just so you know, I didn't see anything.
Girl. Oh... That's good...
Power: So... I'm Power.
Girl: Nice to meet you... Power. My name is... Miyabi.
Power: Nice to meet you too... Wait, Miyabi?! Would your last name happen to be Tsuruya?
Miyabi: No. It's...
*Several guys fall down laughing.*
Guy #1: We got Power. Finally! *Laughs harder.*
Guy #2: What's wrong with him? He should have known this wasn't his room! *Howls with laughter.*
Guy #3: Yeah. I mean, I knew the guy was stupid... but falling for that trap? That's below stupid!
Power: *Glares at the guys.* (Thinking) Well, at least I know that the green hair means she isn't Aizawa... But is this Miyabi... Shinobu's little sister?! But we appear to be close in age. I should have a good six or seven years on her. ... At least here I SHOULD have a good six or seven years... but she looks right around my age. UGH! Just think of her as Tsuruya... Just think of her as Tsuruya...
Miyabi: But... how did you confuse me with the most popular girl in school?
Power: (Talking) What?
Miyabi: Tsuruya is the most popular girl at this school. How could you possibly think I look like someone that great?
Power: (Thinking) Two things come to mind right now. First... this Miyabi is freaking me out! Second... either I still have ZBF's Haruhi-itis... or the universe just plain hates to see me win. Okay, seeing her as Tsuruya won't work with the real Tsuruya walking around. Okay... just... try and forget ever seeing her... and definitely seeing her changing... (Talking) So... would you mind telling me where my room is?
Miyabi: Uh... I would... if I knew it...
Guy #1: Hey, Boss, maybe we should give him another wrong room number. Them talking about Tsuruya gives me the best idea. We trick him into walking in on her... and when he does, he gets allie- *Looks at his "Boss".* Um... Boss, are you listening?
"Boss": Shut up. *Walks over to Power and Miyabi.*
Miyabi: *Hides behind Power.*
Power: Uh, Miyabi, what's wrong?
Miyabi: That's Hank... He always picks on everyone.
Power: (Thinking) Well, while the Hank I know never really was too much of a bully, he DID act like one in the Beck Parody...
Hank: Let me make myself clear right now. I'm willing to let you go AND tell you your real room number. You just need to do something for me.
Power: (Talking) And that would be?
Hank: The girl. She seems like my type. Small, weak, easy to manipulate... Just my type.
Power: Well, now this puts me in an interesting stituation. I have three choices. First, I could go along with this. However, I'd be dead inside if I did. Second, I could go report you. But doing so would likely give you a chance to get this girl. And even if I took her with me, she honestly doesn't seem too fast, so your goons would get her in no time. And then... there's number three.
Hank: And that would be...?
Power: *Smirks.* If you really want to know... *Kicks Hank in the chin.*
Hank: *Stumbles backwards.* You shouldn't have done that. *Punches Power in the face.*
Power: *Falls to the ground.* Maybe... but I'd do it again.
Power (Narration): Yeah... I would. And I did. Soon enough, a crowd grew and teachers had to stop Hank and I. We both had to explain our cases. And, as you could guess, Hank lied. But, then someone confirmed Hank's plans. So, thanfully, they let me go.
(Later)
Power: *Walks out.*
Miyabi: *Sees Power and walks over.* So... um... what happened?
Power: Eh, they let me go. And I think their calling Hank's parole officer or something. Anyway, thanks for helping me out.
Miyabi: Huh? I... I didn't... do anything.
Power: What? But you're the only one besides me and Hank's gang that knew his plan.
Miyabi: I do
n't know... who it was... but maybe they saw and thought... it would be best to tell someone...
Power: Hey, you're getting better. This time you didn't even say "um..." and you were able to say seven words without a pause in between.
Miyabi: Oh... well... um... uh...
Power: *Slaps his forehead.*
Power (Narration): And that went out the window. I was starting to miss the angry Miyabi who summoned hands to attack people. ... And that's saying alot!
Miyabi: You... reminded me... of someone...
Power: Funny, because so to you. At least in looks.
Miyabi: I was feeling the same! *Eyes widen.*
(Later)
Power (Narration): I'll explain what happened next fast. Something eerily close to something out of a love story happened. Miyabi then fainted, I caught her, took her to the nurse and waited by her bed side. Now, do NOT get me wrong. All I was doing was helping an innocent girl. You think I'd really want to get in a relationship with an alternate version of Miyabi from Ninja Nonsense?! ... Oh, y'know what... Anyway, soon enough she started to wake up...
Miyabi: *Slowly wakes up.* Uh... *Grabs her head.* What happened?
Power: You managed to say something without any pauses at all and fainted, likely from embaressment.
Miyabi: Uh... *Smiles.*
Power (Narration): And from then on, Miyabi started to warm up to me... Yay? No. No! Not yay! This was bad. Not only was I away from home... and away from another home... but another version of the loli in Ninja Nonsense was warming up to me! Granted, an older one I mistook for Tsuruya... but still!
Wednesday, Nov 4, 2009
