Power (Narration): It had been a few weeks since I was transported to this new dimension. I was just starting to get used to how this place worked. In fairness, I did have Miyabi to thank for that... But still!

Power: *Yawns.* Man, school was boring.

Miyabi: *Walking next to Power.* Well, it might be because you were sleeping. *Smiles.*

Power: (Thinking) If by sleeping you mean "trying to get out of this world", then yeah.

Power (Narration): Throughout the time I had been here, I had really been helping get Miyabi out of her shell. And yes, at this point, I was REALLY missing the Miyabi from the Ninja Nonsense world. And, while we were walking together, I saw it. My savior. In a crowd of people, I was able to make out a familiar head of hair. And, even though leaving Miyabi alone might have been a bad idea, in case Hank's goons wanted revenge, I also needed to get the crap outta this weird dimension. So, I rushed over to the person I saw.

Power: *Runs off.*

Miyabi: Power, wait!

Power: (Thinking) Please be him... (Talking) HEY! Syaoran!

Syaoran: *Turns around and looks at Power.*

Power: *Stops.* I knew it! The hair was a give-away!

Syaooran: I'm sorry... do I know you?

Power: Oh... right... maybe you haven't met me from the Blog Cast world yet.

Syaoran: Blog Cast world?

Power: Yeah. Listen, I know this is asking for alot, but can you please take me to meet the Dimensional Witch?

Syaoran: Who?

Power: Wait... you don't know who the Dimensional Witch is?

Syaoran: No.

Power: Fai?

Syaoran: My teacher?

Power: Kurogane?

Syaoran: My other teacher?

Power: Uh... Sakura!

Syaoran: How do you know Sakura?

Power: Because I met the princess before.

Syaoran: Princess? You mean Sakura's a princess?

Power: Ugh, Syaoran, you don't need to play dumb. I know all about the world hopping. You've been to several different worlds, met great allies... and one not so great enemy...

Syaoran: I'm not playing dumb. I have no idea WHAT you're talking about.

Power: Oh... you may be him then... Okay. Then let me say this... Tsubasa.

Syaoran: What?

Power: Uh... Sorry. I guess I had you confused for a friend of mine.

Syaoran: That's okay. Maybe you saw my brother.

Power: Yeah. Maybe. *Laughs lightly.* (Thinking) CRAP! Looks like I was wrong! And why is this a school comedy-drama?! Is it because of the change of sites? Someone pull out a giant robot so I can shoot it with an arrow, make it disappear, be congratulated by Miki and Tsuruya and... Oh... wait, that never actually happened... Just in my fantasies...

Miyabi: *Runs up.* Power, why did you run off?

Power: (Talking) Oh, sorry, Miyabi. I totally forgot. See, I had thought Syaoran here was his brother. Hey, perfect timing. Here's someone to watch you while I go check out some stuff at the library. *Runs off.* (Thinking) It's gonna be hard, but I should be able to find Miki around here somewhere.

Power (Narration): So, I had to do some research at the library, and found where Miki, and some others who might be able to help me, lived. I mean, come on. I just mysteriously disappeared. My friends would have to be looking for me, right? I mean, Miki was my current wife before I disappeared. And Kaede was a good friend... and had Haruhi powers, so... I also tried to find Lemmy, then I remembered that this universe had nothing out of the ordinary, like time travelers... So, anyway, I got the addresses of everyone I needed to, and ran off, in search of a way back home! ... Or atleast back to ZBF's body. I hated this new one!

(Later)

Power: *Standing at a doorstep.*

Power (Narration): First stop, Miki Hashiba's place!

Miki: *Opens the door.* Um... hello. Do I know you?

Power: (Talking) It's me! Power! You're husband!

Miki: Husband?! I'm not even married. And I have a boyfriend anyway!

Power: (Thinking) Not the Miki I knew... Wait... boyfriend? Please let it be anyone but...

Yasunobu: *Walks up.* Hey, Miki-honey, what's up? Who's this?

Power: (Thinking) CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! Next time I see Yasunobu in my world, I'm gonna punch him for stealing my wife, my car, my burgers, and now my other wife!

Power (Narration): You're probably wondering about the car and burgers thing... Another story for another day...

Power: (Talking) Oh, I'm just you're friendly, neighborhood Haruhi-ist. Do you believe in the almighty Haruhi?

Power (Narration): Yeah... not the greatest cover story... It went as well as you might think...

Yasunobu: *Slams the door shut.*

Power: Alright then... (Thinking) Can't likely use that story anymore... And what was with him calling her Miki-honey?! She's not a boy-lolita!

(Later)

Power (Narration): About needing another story... I REALLY needed a new one now.

Power: *Knocking on a door.* (Thinking) Come on... You might still...

???: *Opens the door.*

Power: (Talking) Oh, thank Haruhi!

Haruhi: You're welcome. Now what do you want?

Power: Oh, well, Ms. Suzumiya, I heard about your club, and thought I might have a case for you.

Haruhi: Let's hear it.

Power: I might be... a slider.

Power (Narration): After saying those five words, Haruhi Suzumiya pulled me in and questioned me. So, of course, I explained everything. That's why you see me narrating in "And it ends...". Well... not really. But that would be awesome, right? Anyway, after I explained everything, I was kicked out. Literally!

(Later)

Power: *Stumbles out of the room.*

Haruhi: I would have accepted you were a slider of you told a believable story. But that story was too fake. I mean... Clones disappearing because their makers died? That's impossible!

Power: (Thinking) Coming from you? Yeah... (Talking) Wait, Ms. Suzumiya! What if I told you I'm...

Haruhi: *Slams the door shut.*

Power: *Rubs his forehead.* Fine... see if I get anyone else to believe in your powers. Wait... your powers... *Runs off.*

Power (Narration): I don't know if it's because the door hit me on the head, but I had one of the greatest ideas I ever had. Only... it meant having to go back to that school...

(Later)

Power: *Looking at a door.* This is... the SOK brigade of this world?

Kaede: *Opens the door.* Hello?

Power: Oh! Hello, Miss... Shiranui, is it?

Kaede: Yes. I am.

Power: And this is... the SOK?

Kaede: Yep. Seaking all sorts Of weird thing along with Kaede Shiranui group. I was gonna call it the Spreading excitement all Over the world with Kaede Shiranui brigade. But someone from another school used the name already.

Power: (Thinking) I wonder who... (Talking) Oh. Well, if it isn't too much trouble, I'd like to join your group.

Kaede: And what can you offer?

Power: I'm... the nerd. The SOK br- group is looking for Ninjas, Magic Users and secret organizations, right?

Kaede: Yeah...

Power: As a nerd, I watch all sorts of shows about that stuff. Plus, every group needs the leader, the hot girl, the quiet girl, the weird guy, the annoyed guy, the popular girl and the nerdy guy, right?

Kaede: Well... we don't have a nerd yet... Tell me what you can offer.

Power (Narration): So, I told her everything. Though, I did edit certain names... mainly Kaede's. Why mainly hers? Because she was the only other person there! Heck, we were talking in her room! Not a clubroom! HER room! Seems that she didn't have enough people. Makes sense, as Daisuke wasn't around, I hadn't joined and Miyabi in that world... yeah... Not the most active person. Anyway, after we were done... well...

(Later)

Kaede: *Pushing Power out.* You know, I was believing you until you said you were a slider! I even liked the thought of you meeting clones! But sliders? Yeah right!

Power: (Thinking) One doesn't like the clones, but loves the sliders. The other loves the clones, but hates the sliders... if I know anyone else with powers like this, I'm being as vague as possible! (Talking) It's true! I swear!

Kaede: Yeah, right... And I can control the world.

Power (Narration): At that point, I was desperate. I did something I hope I never have to do again...

Power: *Kisses Kaede.*

Kaede: *Pushes Power away from her.* UGH! WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT!?

Power: I slipped?

Kaede: Like I haven't heard that before. I should report you!

Power: (Thinking) And I could likely report you if you had any group members...

Kaede: Besides, I already have a girlfriend! Why don't you guys ever get that?

Power: (Thinking) Well, at least she's... Wait... GIRLfriend? Sweet Haruhi, I just lived every young man's dream! If they kissed before... I just got to kiss two girls for the price of one! YES!

Kaede: AND WIPE THAT SMIRK OFF YOUR FACE! *Slams the door shut.*

Power: *Rubs his forehead again.* (Talking) OW! I think I had better chance with Haruhi. But I am SO not trying that again!

Power (Narration): So I decided to just go back to my room and think up a strategy. I needed to get one of those girls to trust me. Or at least find out how I got here and reverse it.

Power (Narration): If you guys don't remember, I had been transported to a world I had no idea about. After getting kicked out of the house belonging to this universe's Bob Shimizu, I got a ride with this universe's MagneSteel. To my surprise, he was nice, unlike the Magnesteel I knew. Once I was dropped off at the Blog Cast manor, which in this universe was a school, I found out I was a student there. When I went to open the door for my room, I was greeted with the site of a young lady changing! After I closed the door I realized she looked familiar to someone I knew.

Power: No... She can't be. There's no way. You read that, right readers? Which means it couldn't possibly... or... could it? *Gulps heavily.* Well, here goes nothing. *Knocks on the door.* Miss, I'm so sorry! I had no idea!

Girl: *Opens the door.* Oh... no... it's my fault. I should have made sure the door was locked.

Power: (Thinking) What? ... WHAT?! Did I just get away with seeing a girl ALMOST change? ... This isn't her, is it? (Talking) Just so you know, I didn't see anything.

Girl. Oh... That's good...

Power: So... I'm Power.

Girl: Nice to meet you... Power. My name is... Miyabi.

Power: Nice to meet you too... Wait, Miyabi?! Would your last name happen to be Tsuruya?

Miyabi: No. It's...

*Several guys fall down laughing.*

Guy #1: We got Power. Finally! *Laughs harder.*

Guy #2: What's wrong with him? He should have known this wasn't his room! *Howls with laughter.*

Guy #3: Yeah. I mean, I knew the guy was stupid... but falling for that trap? That's below stupid!

Power: *Glares at the guys.* (Thinking) Well, at least I know that the green hair means she isn't Aizawa... But is this Miyabi... Shinobu's little sister?! But we appear to be close in age. I should have a good six or seven years on her. ... At least here I SHOULD have a good six or seven years... but she looks right around my age. UGH! Just think of her as Tsuruya... Just think of her as Tsuruya...

Miyabi: But... how did you confuse me with the most popular girl in school?

Power: (Talking) What?

Miyabi: Tsuruya is the most popular girl at this school. How could you possibly think I look like someone that great?

Power: (Thinking) Two things come to mind right now. First... this Miyabi is freaking me out! Second... either I still have ZBF's Haruhi-itis... or the universe just plain hates to see me win. Okay, seeing her as Tsuruya won't work with the real Tsuruya walking around. Okay... just... try and forget ever seeing her... and definitely seeing her changing... (Talking) So... would you mind telling me where my room is?

Miyabi: Uh... I would... if I knew it...

Guy #1: Hey, Boss, maybe we should give him another wrong room number. Them talking about Tsuruya gives me the best idea. We trick him into walking in on her... and when he does, he gets allie- *Looks at his "Boss".* Um... Boss, are you listening?

"Boss": Shut up. *Walks over to Power and Miyabi.*

Miyabi: *Hides behind Power.*

Power: Uh, Miyabi, what's wrong?

Miyabi: That's Hank... He always picks on everyone.

Power: (Thinking) Well, while the Hank I know never really was too much of a bully, he DID act like one in the Beck Parody...

Hank: Let me make myself clear right now. I'm willing to let you go AND tell you your real room number. You just need to do something for me.

Power: (Talking) And that would be?

Hank: The girl. She seems like my type. Small, weak, easy to manipulate... Just my type.

Power: Well, now this puts me in an interesting stituation. I have three choices. First, I could go along with this. However, I'd be dead inside if I did. Second, I could go report you. But doing so would likely give you a chance to get this girl. And even if I took her with me, she honestly doesn't seem too fast, so your goons would get her in no time. And then... there's number three.

Hank: And that would be...?

Power: *Smirks.* If you really want to know... *Kicks Hank in the chin.*

Hank: *Stumbles backwards.* You shouldn't have done that. *Punches Power in the face.*

Power: *Falls to the ground.* Maybe... but I'd do it again.

Power (Narration): Yeah... I would. And I did. Soon enough, a crowd grew and teachers had to stop Hank and I. We both had to explain our cases. And, as you could guess, Hank lied. But, then someone confirmed Hank's plans. So, thanfully, they let me go.

(Later)

Power: *Walks out.*

Miyabi: *Sees Power and walks over.* So... um... what happened?

Power: Eh, they let me go. And I think their calling Hank's parole officer or something. Anyway, thanks for helping me out.

Miyabi: Huh? I... I didn't... do anything.

Power: What? But you're the only one besides me and Hank's gang that knew his plan.

Miyabi: I do
n't know... who it was... but maybe they saw and thought... it would be best to tell someone...

Power: Hey, you're getting better. This time you didn't even say "um..." and you were able to say seven words without a pause in between.

Miyabi: Oh... well... um... uh...

Power: *Slaps his forehead.*

Power (Narration): And that went out the window. I was starting to miss the angry Miyabi who summoned hands to attack people. ... And that's saying alot!

Miyabi: You... reminded me... of someone...

Power: Funny, because so to you. At least in looks.

Miyabi: I was feeling the same! *Eyes widen.*

(Later)

Power (Narration): I'll explain what happened next fast. Something eerily close to something out of a love story happened. Miyabi then fainted, I caught her, took her to the nurse and waited by her bed side. Now, do NOT get me wrong. All I was doing was helping an innocent girl. You think I'd really want to get in a relationship with an alternate version of Miyabi from Ninja Nonsense?! ... Oh, y'know what... Anyway, soon enough she started to wake up...

Miyabi: *Slowly wakes up.* Uh... *Grabs her head.* What happened?

Power: You managed to say something without any pauses at all and fainted, likely from embaressment.

Miyabi: Uh... *Smiles.*

Power (Narration): And from then on, Miyabi started to warm up to me... Yay? No. No! Not yay! This was bad. Not only was I away from home... and away from another home... but another version of the loli in Ninja Nonsense was warming up to me! Granted, an older one I mistook for Tsuruya... but still!

Power (Narration): Hello. Do you guys, by chance, remember me? Power? Main character of the blog cast? Well, then you may or may not remember another little detail. After a few years, Daisuke disappeared from the world. And after giving birth to twins, Shinobu did too. Long story short, Kaede and I raised them, while secretly tracking Magnesteel, who I had unexpectedly created. And after a while, I suceeded, and returned to my wife, Miki, and children, Lemmy and Gram. However, for some reason, one day I found myself in your world, as Zatchbellfan. However... that no longer seemed to be the case...

Power: *Wakes up in a house.* Huh? Wh-where the crap am I? This SO does not look like ZBF's place... this place is filled with less junk.

*A guy who looks similar to Daisuke walks in.*

Guy: Hey, Power... I know you had a good time last night, but you've gots to go.

Power: Daisuke?! Is that you? And when did you start saying "gots", instead of got?

Guy: Daisuke? Who's that?

Power: ... YOU!

Guy: No... My name is Bob.

Power: Bob?

Bob: Yeah.

Power: Do you happen to have a brother named Daisuke? Or have you ever gone by that name?

Bob: No. Sounds french.

Power: *Slaps his forehead.* (Thinking) Okay... this guy is NOT Daisuke. He'd at least know the name was japanese... (Talking) Well, I guess I better be going.

Bob: Yeah. Otherwise, you-know-who will kill you.

Power: I-know-who?

Bob: Yes. Now, get out. My parents are gonna be back soon. *Pushes Power out the door and slams it shut.*

Power: A guy that looks like Daisuke... who's name is Bob... but has parents... If this were Clone-y, he wouldn't have any parents, as Akagi created him. Original Daisuke knows his parents aren't around... And as far as I know, Bob Shimizu knows about his parents too. This can't be the Blog Cast world. Wait... for all I know... I found Real Life Yuuko, asked her for the power to jump through dimensions, with the cost being my memories of the event... Landed in this dimension, and met the locals. Then, last night there must have been a party... where I got so drunk, I forgot ever coming here. ... Oh come on, readers! I've come up with weirder stuff. But... I don't drink. So... what happened?

(Later)

Power (Narration): So, from there, I went on to try and find someone who was willing to talk to me.

Power: Let's see... the Kaede of this world may be a good choice. For all I know, the Kaede I knew is here looking for me. And there's Onsokumaru... Not the best choice, but he might be smart enough here. *Looks around.* But... this place looks alot like the Blog Cast World. I might just be able to find help at the Blog Cast Manor...

(Later)

Power (Narration): My next idea was to get a ride. I tried every trick I could think of. However, none of them worked. In fairness, I didn't think the My-HiME tribute one would work... Anyway. I gave up and decided to try to walk the way there. Then, someone, FINALLY, stopped. Now, let me warn you. I was prepared for anything. I had made sure I had money, I knew where I was going, and if I needed to, I was ready to defend myself. But... this was before I saw a face that made me freeze in fear. Before me stood a man who looked EXACTLY like Magnesteel.

Man: Excuse me, but... are you in need of a ride?

Power: (Thinking) MAGNESTEEL?! No... It can't be. If this were a different world... he couldn't exist... Or could he? Is it possible Daisuke and Bob aren't twins in this world? (Talking) Uh... Yeah. I know exactly where I need to go, if you don't mind.

Power (Narration): Okay... I know this was stupid. But I had no other choice. Plus, let's say this was the Magnesteel I knew. I couldn't let him run around in this world, could I? Compared to either the Real World, or Blog Cast world, it, as a world at least, had more in common with the real world. No strange powers. No mystical abilities, only difference was the people from my world appearing there. If this was Magnesteel, I wasn't gonna let him cause mayhem in a peaceful enough world.

(Later, during the drive)

Power: *Looks suspiciously at the man.*

Man: Hm? Is something the matter?

Power: (Thinking) Crap! He noticed! Okay, stay calm, and if he tries anything, just attack him right back. (Talking) Well, it's just people normally introduce themselves.

Man: Oh. Right. My name is M...

*A car speeds by.*

Man: But I've always been called MagneSteel.

Power: (Thinking) CRAP CRAP CRAP!

MagneSteel: So, what about you?

Power: (Thinking) I could use an alias... but I need to see if he has a reaction. The Magnesteel I know would at least make some sort of sign he knows me... (Talking) Well, my real name is...

*Several cop cars go by.*

Power: But, everyone calls me Power. (Thinking) Now let's see how he reacts.

MagneSteel: Power, eh?

Power: (Thinking) Yeah, it's Power. The same guy who defeated you AND created you.

MagneSteel: What did you have to do to get THAT nickname? Are you some sort of schoolyard bully?

Power: (Talking) NO!

MagneSteel: Oh, calm down. I was just kidding. But, since we're speaking of school, why aren't you there right now?

Power: Oh... see... that's because I...

MagneSteel: It's okay. I can understand. Wanting to sneak out for the weekend. Having your friend spill you something that knocks out all your memories. We've all had that crazy weekend at some point or another.

Power: But... I don't drink.

MagneSteel: Oh well. Maybe it was a fight then.

Power: And I'm not a bully!

MagneSteel: I didn't say you were this time. Well, at least you're making an attempt to do the right thing. When I was around your age, if I was late, I'd pretend to be sick. Though, at your school, I guess the teachers aren't as strict as mine were.

Power: (Thinking) My school? How does he know which school I go to? For that matter, how does he know it and I don't? He could have just been making an assumption, but the way he said it... (Talking) I'm sorry, but with all respect, how do you know what school I go to?

MagneSteel: The directions you gave me. They lead to your school.

Power: (Thinking) What?!

Power (Narration): Just to be sure, I had MagneSteel read back the directions. He even went on to explain how he used to have to drive this way to see his daughter, before she was murdered. This seemed rather creepy, since before we knew Magnesteel was Daisuke, the Blog Cast and I knew he wanted to bring back a girl. Once we got there, I thanked him and even paid for the gas that was used up. So, then I asked around to find out my schedule... Except school was already over. However, it did turn out I lived on campus. So, after getting someone to tell me my room number, I rushed off. But...

(Later)

Power: *Rushes down a hall.* 318... *Looks at the door numbers.* 314... 316... Ah! 318! *Opens the door.*

Power (Narration): And when I opened the door... I WISH I found the Host Club... instead...

*A girl changing out of a uniform looks at Power.*

Power: Uh... Uh... AH! *Closes the door.*

Power (Narration): Okay, I was standing there, shocked out of my mind. In that room stood a 16 year old, green haired girl, changing... This was something right out of an anime!

Power: Wait... that girl... is she...