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Wednesday, Jun 10, 2009

I think I'm in love with my dentist.

No...I'm not going to leave my husband and join the circus only to return to town and try to propose to my dentist while he's performing a root canal on one of my molars.

It's not that kind of love.

The love I have for my dentist is based on his excellent care of my teeth with his weird water pic method of cleaning (also, he flosses my teeth! Shouldn't I be doing that?), and that he often compliments my teeth. "You have good teeth," he says. I blush. I do have good teeth! Thanks for noticing, Dentist Man! (And thank you for the teeth, Mom and Dad!) "No cavities," he says. "Nice work." I smile. See what I mean about the compliments? He knows how to make a person feel good about her mouth.

Also, he has a superb memory...it almost seems like he and his assistants keep notes on my husband and me somewhere with our dental records. Do they? I might have to write them an anonymous letter or do some sleuthing while they're out to lunch, because it's uncanny how well they remember minute details about us. He and his assistants always ask follow-up questions to conversations we've had 6 months ago at our previous appointment! How do they do that? I really want to know. Is it because we have extremely odd tastes and stick out that much? I don't really think we're *that* odd, but maybe we are. I dunno.

Aubrey, his main assistant, is always asking about our family and jobs and interests, and this last appointment she wasn't the one helping me--but she did tell the girl who was assisting "I like (my name here), she's cute," after just seeing my face through the door. How does she remember every patient's name?! Seriously. We've only been going to our dentist's office for the past 2 years, so we've only seen these people 3 or 4 times.

Even though our dentist and his assistants are extremely chatty and sociable, they're also happy to hand over a remote and let you watch tv while they take care of your routine oral hygiene needs. I've watched Pokemon and the Food Network while having a cavity filled. (Sidenote: The Food Network might not be the best thing to watch when you can't eat for a few hours, but it's definitely on my list of favorite channels I don't have at home...so...it gets watched.)

So anyway, back to talk of dentistry...if anybody's in or around the area where I live and wants a great dental experience, go to my dentist! He's awesome!

(Disclaimer: I was not payed [much] to write nice things about my dentist.)

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I hate my dentist. No, that sounds bad. My dentist is very nice and skilled. I just hate the fact that he is a dentist. It would be better if he was a cook, or a construction worker, or a teacher. I just have something about dentitist. I hate everything about the exerience. Can't explain why. Just know it when I see it. As to why they know everything, it is the little micro-chips and transmiters they hide in your teeth, with direct feeds to the Justice Department and Homeland Security. I it on the X-Files some times in the 90s.
Posted Jun 11, 2009 1:12 am PT
I can understand not being fond of the dentist. My dentist I had while growing up was a lot more gentle when filling cavities than my current dentist, but I think my current dentist is more thorough when cleaning my teeth and filling my cavities. He does gouge me with his tools when I have a cavity and am drugged up, though, and that *really* sucks.

And how the heck did Dr. Groneman get hooked up to my teethfeed?! Dang, they promised only blood relatives and superheroes would have access to that info. I'm gonna sue!
Posted Jun 11, 2009 3:12 am PT
I like my dentist, she is good with my teeth, and I like the clean feeling when I get my teeth cleaned. I also thank my mom for giving me strong teeth. Haven't had a single cavity yet, and I used to hardly ever brush. And I agree about the Food Network. hehehe
Posted Jun 13, 2009 10:38 am PT
^_^

Also, wow. Not one cavity? That's awesome.
Posted Jun 13, 2009 4:27 pm PT
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