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Wednesday, Jun 18, 2008

I've seen all the videos, the dynamic animations are cool and everything but that doesn't make it fun. I made a giant hippo monster that could devour Satan and then lost interest because I got bored.

I saw what the game is going to be, you start off as a cell eating small cells, wow, that sounds amazing. Then you move on to a NATURE SIMULATOR! Does the fun train stop there? No, it keeps right on coming with an RTS GAME (which I have never liked either)! Then it moves into sandbox mode, which I have no idea about, it could be massive fun or it could be just you restarting the game with more choices.

All I know is I'm waiting for someone to prove to me that this won't just be a trip to Biology class.

Category: Games
Posted by YellowJello, 2:09pm
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Monday, Nov 26, 2007
Hitman, in my opinion, was not very good. It proved to me that today's movie directors refuse to keep the details behind the video game's story line and just butcher everything that had to do with the game. It had nothing to do with the games except for the fact that 47 was in it and he was in one of the most repetitive places in all of the Hitman games, St. Petersburg. The action was cool, but not creative like in the video games. 47 is not Rambo, and he is not invincible like in this movie. 47 is a selfish and greedy assassin set out to kill his targets QUIETLY as long as he's paid well. In the movie, it made no difference if there was a civilian in the way, and he did not under any circumstances make his hits look like accidents. It was just another lame video game to film adaptation if you ask me. I strongly recommend that you wait for this one to come on DVD if you really feel like you need to see it.
Category: Movies
Posted by YellowJello, 12:23pm
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Wednesday, Nov 7, 2007
I just got kill.switch for the PS2 and the more I play it the more I realize how much gameplay Gears of War has taken from that game. I'm not saying it's a bad thing, but the mechanics of the two games are very much alike. The main difference is that using cover is a requirement in kill.switch, so if you don't use cover, you will be turned into swiss cheese extremely fast; then it's an option in Gears of War since you have armor that seems to be at least a foot in thickness, kind of like in Unreal Tournament 2003 with the Juggernaut dudes. I really hope that a sequel to kill.switch comes out, because the last one was fun but way too short.
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Posted by YellowJello, 9:33am
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Some people just don't have opinions. Like YellowJello.
YellowJello must really love MovieTome and agree with every review we've ever written! What other reason could YellowJello possibly have for not rating a single film?
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