Yagr_Zero

Saturday, Sep 26, 2009

So I was purchasing some new tunes from itunes today when I received a nifty Terms of Service notice. I don't usually have that pop up as often, but it was probably due to this being the first purchases since the new version of itunes was released this past week(s). Needless to say, there was a clause in the ToS that had me scratching my head.

What exactly am I talking about? Well take a look:

Check out the sentences in my oh so masterful drawing skills.

How in the world could the purchase of a song off of itunes be used for the production of nuclear weapons or chemical missiles? So that got me thinking. How can a song help in the production of weapons of mass destruction?

The scary thing is, is that everything in ToS's are based on situations that actually happened. Otherwise, why mention them?

I'm going to be up all night thinking this one over.

Category: Humor

Posted by Yagr_Zero, 8:52pm

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lazyhoboguy

lol, maybe they mean that its illegal to even use itunes to play music while they build their nuclear weapons?

Posted Sep 27, 2009 12:23 am PT

siberian142

I am sure someone somewhere could figure out how to build a nuclear weapon out of a piece music bought online. People have done weirder things with less harmful objects before

Posted Sep 27, 2009 12:42 am PT

RuntyGorillia

What.......The.....Fu*Explosion*

Posted Sep 27, 2009 4:48 am PT

gbrading

Well, listening to the great Creedence Clearwater Revival does instill the weird desire to get in a helicopter and spray Agent Orange over tropical countries... Maybe that's what it means.

Posted Sep 27, 2009 5:06 am PT

N8A

yeah I was upset when they released this...now I have to go back to winamp for allmy chemical and nuclear weapon needs.

Posted Sep 27, 2009 10:58 am PT

kcwsk8

Gotta love the nukes!

Posted Sep 27, 2009 11:00 am PT

PJ24

I...like everything else...blame it on Michal Bolton

Posted Sep 27, 2009 11:30 am PT

hank_101

That's really weird.

No idea how the purchase of a song on iTunes could help make nuclear weapons. Apple must just be paranoid.

Posted Sep 27, 2009 2:12 pm PT

katamari

I haven't DL anything from iTunes in ages or kept up on the updates. That is funny!!!

Posted Sep 27, 2009 5:37 pm PT

clownofpoetry

Didn't you know? That's how Iran is making their enriching their missiles!

Oh No!

Posted Sep 27, 2009 7:14 pm PT

Lansdowne5

That's.....odd.

Posted Sep 28, 2009 4:58 am PT

horseyjesse

They just gotta cover their bases

Posted Sep 28, 2009 8:26 pm PT

Yagr_Zero

@lazyhoboguy: But how is that relevant to producing a nuclear weapon? Aside from rocking while you connect everything together.

@siberian142: MacGuyver and his handy paperclip come to mind.

@RuntyGorillia: *cleans up your mess*

@gbrading: Inspire be different to using to produce

. @N8A: Yeah, gosh darnit. We can't make our chemical missiles anymore

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@kcwsk8: Nukes and iTunes. What could be better?

@PJ24: Haha. Why the hate against Bolton?

@hank_101: Either that or it really happened.

@katamari: You should. Then you can read that part and laugh as I did!

@clownofpoetry: Oh noes! We must stop them!

@Lansdowne5: Eh. At least there isn't a label on Orange Juice saying not to use it for the production of cars or something like that.

@horseyjesse: Yeah. The not-really-gonna-happen bases

Posted Sep 29, 2009 4:44 pm PT

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