Man, I havn't been on Tv.com for like...ever. I'm just starting to post again, so maybe y'all see me more. I wouldn't be surprised if some of y'all forgot about me either. Anyways, it's good to be back^^ I hope I get to talk to most of my 'long-lost-friends' again

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
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TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have
ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is... TEACHER: No, Ellen... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right.! . "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."

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TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.
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SYLVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

YES!!! I'm finally back! It feels SO GOOD!!! I've misseed every, single one of you!

My trip was awesome....painful, but awesome. I did 5-7 miles everyday of backpacking, hiking, and canoeing. Then I did rock climbing and rappeling. It was SO AWESOME!!!

But like I said, I'm in a lot of pain too. You wont believe some of the thins I went through on my journey. If you want me to tell you more, tell me and I'll PM ya!

Once again, I MISSED YA GUYS AND IT"S GREAT TO BE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!