Howdy folks!

Today to get this off my chest from a fair day, I decided to show ya'll some really beautiful pieces of music ever graced on the planet. These songs and albums from these very bands and artists are so aweinspiring and cool that you will be praised just for bringing up how great these albums are. That is, for my soon to be top ten best albums ever list!

Got ya didn't I?

The list here is instead, the worst crap ever released. The moment you see the artwork, the titles even, and hear the songs, you'd just wish you'd forget how awful they are. The artists and bands were probably not thinking how people will enjoy these memorable "hit." So, here we go with number 10!

YAH!!!! WATCH ME CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY! SUPERMAN DAT HO!!! Yep, anybody who knows this tune knows where I'm going:

All that you need to know is that he loves crankin' dat superman and calling his enemies "doo-doo breath dummies". Bad painful lyrics eh? At least his hit "Crank That" was alright, but thats pretty much why this doesn't get any lower (there are much worse albums than this one.)

Number 9 is about death, multilation, cannibals, corpses, and cookie monster vocals. I bring thee, CANNIBAL CORPSE EVERYBODY!!

There are worse CC albums than this (I cannot show any artwork since they are beyond censoring.) But, lets just say that having a title "Kill" and one hit song "Death Walking Terror" does not issue great quality. CC doesn't seem to mind trying to shock people with its graphic lyrics about dismembering people and zombies (the only thing shocking is that it no longer shocks.) Trust me, all you can expect out of Kill is "Death.... uhh... .grrr.... belch...walking....terror....barfs up lungs." This is one album you will absolutely want to kill (forgive my bad pun.)

Number eight involves those party boys that started the glam scene. They definately seem to be making Jamie cry due to their poor and awful sound (bands have to change, but you gotta do it in a way that you do not disappoint the majority of fans.)

Look what happens when you somehow lose your edge as a band that started a genre... All of a sudden, your voice sounds like you are in a studio but your band sounds like it came out of the garage. Thats what Van Halen's III is all about (1, 2, 3, times up!)

Number 7 tries to flow our ridas in us, but just has Alvin and the Chipmunks as guest stars!

If it weren't for Flo Rida's one hit wonder, it wouldn't sell as well. All you need to do is hear "I don't know how to act" to realize what he really is..

Number 6 and boy am I tired.... This time, we get to meet that Japanese chick (who looks like Kim Jong Ill or whatever his name is) who later became John Lennon's wife! Bring your round of applause to...... YOKO ONO!!!!

Before continuing, you can obviously tell that the title can be a play on certain words. You can think of that very word that rhymes with "witch." Not to mention she can't FREAKING SING!!! Am I right folks?

Number five is all about that man who shocked so many people, he couldn't tell that he would be doing a song with Elton John (shame on him!) I bring you FEMINEM (sorry, correction. EMINEM!)

Nope, I want NO ENCORE from him!! If I was one of the audiences, I'd be walking out.

Number four is AbOuT mY DePrEsSiNg LiFe AnD hOw I cRiEd WhEn I hEaRd ThIs AlBuM

Yep, this album made me cry.. But not in an emotional good way. Instead, I got people dressed like the Joker talking about life's hardships and Helena. Someone I kinda want to avoid all together from My Chemical Toilet Cleaner.

Number 3 takes us far away from the stairway to Heaven and instead, leads us on the Highway to Hell.

Tribute bands aren't my cup of tea, but I notice a bad tribute band when the lead singer sounds nothing like Jimmy Page's vocals and the band sounds dull and painfull. Sorry, don't be suckered into buying Dread Flopagain.

Number 2 is unfortunately, Metallica...

With horrible vocals, poor sound quality, and drums (tin cans or whatever you call them), this makes Metallica look bad when you think about their ****c albums (Kill 'em All, Ride the Lightning, Master of Puppets, etc.. Lets hope their 2008 release is much better than what St. Awful gave us. At least "Some Kind of Monster" saved this from being the worst album ever. If you give this album a listen, you'll start appearing like the fist in the cover art.

And finally, we reach number 1! Those who know about rapcore will be "rollin'" on the floor laughing with its disturbing title, "chocolate stars and the hot dog flavored hot dog" or "chocolate hot dog and the water flavored starfish" or whatever its called.

Yes, this is such a joy. Hearing Fred Durst being a general immature kid using nothing but f-words (a total of 120 have been counted.) This can make Kayne and Lynch blush with embarrassment. Not to mention his annoyingly high voice appealed to some girls as well (Face it, what girl wouldn't like Fred Durst?) At least he got better after this garbage.. Ah well, every band will have its horrible albums that are painful to hear (Limp Bizkit is way better than this album.)

Well, thats it folks. Hope you had a good time with these albums!