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Well it's my pleasure to inform you all that I will also be seeing that sweet piece of tail, but in my case I will see it from up close and in the flesh. And that is happening tonight, my friends. That's right. I got me some very expen$ive VIP tickets to Ricky Martin's concert tonight at 8:00!!! I cannot wait!! He's gonna be a few feet away from me just shaking his bon-bon off and livin' la vida loca for me!! I'm gonna love it!!!
OK girls.... hate on!