OK, not many people know the origins of me and his friendship, but it was awesome.

First he wrote, because ME was still a noobie, and posted on teh transformers the game form, he replied saying,

" Hey, do you still need help on that Optimus Prime boss?" I replied,

" Dude, I beat that 5 weeks ago." Then he said,

" Oh ok " Then I said.

" But hey, thanks for helping, wanna be friends?" Then he said yes. THE END. And we has been friends ever since.

Guess whos back! No not that slut from high school. IM BACK! And im feeling pretty cool about it! I want you gus to comment a bit. Cuz, I need to feel welcomed back a bit. So comment on this please. Heres a list of stuff.

1. Take care of Jordan Jr.

2. Get to level 76 on MW2

3. BEAT UNCHARTED 2!!!

4. Make a list of stuff.

5. Get a sandwich.

. So now, I guess I will go bathe in self pity! **** MUTUAL RESPECT LOSS ALERT*** Oh great. Well I will see yu later.

"WHAT THE**** ARE YOU DOING!GIMME BACK MY ****ING MODERN WARFARE YOU **** screamed as his sister took his favorite videogame away from him.And he might of sworn alot,ok hell with the swearing."Don't worry big bro you'll get it back,I just want to talk to you about something."Jessica said with the devil's face (this is a god damn true story.)"Ok finish this now so i can get back to my online match,or I will destroy that prissy stuff you buy your daughters for no good damn reason."Jordan said in his "Drunk"voice (yes,i have a drunk voice)"Listen,Jordan,you've been playing videogames too much lately-"Jordan stopped her."For the love of god Jessica,i joined Gamespot,I joined IGN,I JOINED GAMESPY,I ****ING JOINED GAMEFAQ'S FOR GODS SAKE!"Jordan said."Well,Jordan,I will give you you're videogame back now."She said."Screw what you just said just give me my videogames."Jordan took his games

Next time A Hilariously violent storycalled "Im the god of videogame Wars!"