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The plot thickens in the case of the man who had an 'accident' in his canoe five years ago, and hadn't been seen since. Until, that is, his wife had cashed in his life insurance... Shrek in a frock!
I'll offer no prizes for anyone guessing who dished up the 'Shrek in a frock' insult of the night! Yes, it was Gordon Ramsay. Where on earth does he get these phrases from?... Top 10 greatest family movies
Well there was another countdown, best of, greatest movies-type programme on yesterday. The 100 Greatest Family Movies. It seemed to last the entire day, and although 'the Family Movie' is... Happy birthday kitties!
I was overjoyed to hear the news today of the birth of two Siberian tiger cubs, at a zoo in Krasnoyarsk. The Siberian (or Amur) tiger is incredibly difficult to breed in captivity, and has evaded... Evel Knievel, Stuntbike superstar. Rest in Peace.
I heard on the news today that the stuntbike master Evel Knievel died from a long-standing illness yesterday. May he Rest in Peace. He was an amazingly fearless daredevil, who made news the world... Calm, calm, calm....
Yes, calm, calm, calm my boiling blood! I've already had my monitor above my head this evening. How I haven't already thrown it through the window is beyond my comprehension. I've... Cheap at half the price
I heard on the news today that Scotland have a new motto, commissioned by the parliamentary SNP. Something awe-inspiring. Something to instill teary pride. Something that'll entice in tourists... More denser...than Mensa
Gordon Ramsay. What a star!:lol: 'More denser, than Mensa' was his opinion on a bunch of chefs in tonight's 'Kitchen Nightmares'. They were an unbelievable bunch really, but... Chest pains? Somebody call 01189998819991197253
A friend from work told me about a sitcom called 'The IT Crowd'. Totally passed me by, that one, so I dug around and found a load of clips. It's nice to see a new sitcom come out... Hail to the chimp
Well I've just heard on the news that England have been drawn in the same group as Croatia for the Football World Cup 2010 qualifiers.:shock: Great! That'll be fun won't it! Hopefully... Oysterband 2007
I went to see a band last night called Oysterband. I'd never heard of them, but one of my friends invited me, so I thought I'd give them a go. They are a folk rock band and formed around... Heading for the beach? Don't forget your turkey!
I was idly perusing Youtube yesterday, looking for some decent comedy clips. One that I found was from an old episode of a quiz show called Family Fortunes. Possibly the most ridiculous set of... Beyond a joke
What's the difference between Lewis Hamilton and the England football team? Lewis Hamilton will work for McLaren next season! Ta-daaaah!! Not perhaps the best joke in the world. That plaudit... Oh me of little faith
Well after a, let's face it, unexpected win for Israel over Russia in the European Championship 2008 qualifiers last week, England now need to either draw or (of course) win against Croatia... Ramsay's kitchen nightmares espanolas!
OK so I don't really want this blog to turn into a morbid place for cataloguing the dead, and I'd hoped that three in three days was the end. Unfortunately, the 22-year-old son of one of... Bring me sunshine! Please!
I'm not a happy bunny. After a bit of a downer on Saturday with the death of a bulletin board friend, there have been two more. News of three deaths in three days.:cry::cry::cry: Not good, to... Top 10 greatest comedy sketches
First some sad news. One of my fellow posters from the Advanced Financial Network, a very talented and respected market trader and investor, has suddenly died from a heart attack.:( He leaves a... Children in Need
Well, it's Children in Need tonight on UK television, or as I read in one of the newspapers today, 'the annual Beg-a-thon'. A bit cruel to say that really. It's all for a very good... HmmmMMMMmmm....patent pending!!!
Just thought I'd write a quick entry today, as I've got a load of other writing that needs finishing. So, the name Vertibrains...why? What does it all mean? And more to the point, who... Another fine mess...
Well, here goes. My first blog entry on this site. It took an age to get my account sorted, and then my ISP threw a wobbly, leaving me without t'internet access for a week. :cry: What a mess! So...