Signs You've Had Too Much Coffee...

You've worn the finish off your coffee table.

All your kids are named Joe.

Instant coffee takes too long.

People get dizzy just watching you.

Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.

The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

When someone asks 'how are you' you say, 'good to the last drop'.

You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

You can't even remember your second cup.

You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

You don't get mad, you get steamed.

You don't sweat, you percolate.

You don't tan, you roast.

You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

You help your dog chase its tail.

You introduce your spouse as your coffee mate.

You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.

You lick your coffeepot clean.

You name your cats Cream and Sugar.

You short out motion detectors.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

You spend every vacation visiting Maxwell House.

You think being called a drip is a compliment.

You think CPR stands for Coffee Provides Resuscitation.

Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee wth an I.V. hookup.

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.

Your only source of nutrition comes from Sweet & Low.

You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.

You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.

lol. i luv those.

-andrea