Finally, at long last, I am free! My prolonged incarceration in this desert hell is finally drawing to an end. Before long, I will be on a plane headed home to see my family and friends once again. None of you has any Idea what it's like over here. If you had to go to college in a place like this, you'd probably hang yourself. There is nothing, and I mean NOTHING to do here. It's a miracle I didn't die of shear bordem. I pray that I never have to return to this place ever again.