Now how great is it to have me back? 
Not that great, I know I only got the interwebs yesterday so my internet access was very limited.
Sweden just lost to Spain in Euro 2008 so I'm kinda cranky now 
Stoopid Spain, hope they all rot in hell. Wan*ers. But hey Stuart Little (with Hugh) is on TV right now
A pic with me frolicking on the beach:
And guess what??!!! A stolen quiz! Bet ya didn't expect that
Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (guess my Dad counts - and Mark, lol)
(x) Drank Alcohol (mmm rum)
SO FAR: 1
Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
( ) Been Dumped (hell yes and proud of it)
(x) Shoplifted (just sweets when I was a kid)
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight (some b*tch slapping)
SO FAR: 4
Level 4
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person (me and Hugh have a deeper thing)
(x) Skipped School (in my junior sophomore year I skipped school for 8 weeks in a row)
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 7
Level 5
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends (don't do Facebook)
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane (gazillions of times; last time I flew I was sqaushed between a fat man and a mamy with a crying baby, meh)
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking (well kinda, I blame the burger I had right before that pint)
SO FAR: 9
Level 6
( ) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit (last Friday, some idiot farted and then some other idiot spillt beer on my new top)
SO FAR: 10
Level 7
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Love/loved Someone Who You Can't Have (hey, I almost had Hugh...)
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 14
Level 8
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 18
Level 9
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledging
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO FAR: 23
Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake (we don't get really get them here)
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 25
Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been Misunderstood
( ) Been cheated on
SO FAR: 27
Level 12
(x) Won A Contest (some research thing, football)
( ) Been Suspended From School
( ) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 28
Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (2 during football matches!)
( ) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR: 29
Level 14
( ) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime (kinda participated lol)
( ) Pole Danced
( ) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 30
Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud (weeeeeee!)
( ) Been Lost
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
( ) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying (whenever I have sniffles)
SO FAR: 32
Level 16
( ) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins (not only a meal, bought an expensive tie for Alan and paid with a LOT of coins. Must say the staff weren't too impressed)
SO FAR: 33
Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 35
Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere
SO FAR: 38
Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 40
Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls (at the wedding)
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed Penis or Vagina
( ) Swam With Dolphins..
SO FAR: 42
Level 22
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
( ) Kissed A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes (boxers are extremely comfy)
(x) Sat On A Roof Top
SO FAR: 45
Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 48
Level 24
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 52
Level 25
( ) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Than 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail (wasn't a personal visit...)
SO FAR: 53
Level 26
( ) Played Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(X) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger (a lot lately, it's kinda scary)
(X) Broken A Bone (mmm a broken cheekbone)
(X) Been Easily Amused ( I am simple)
SO FAR: 56
Level 27
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(x) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one (have a few clips *cough*)
(x) Caught A Butterfly
( ) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 58
Level 28
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(X) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(X) Cheated On A Test (regularly, I was just too lazy to study)
(X) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
( ) Tried to hurt yourself
SO FAR: 60
Level 29
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 62
Level 31
( ) Been Used
( ) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat (I'm a cat person but I wouldn't lick them *cough* hey, a furball))
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 64
Level 32
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
(x) Flattened someones tires
( ) Rode your car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
Only 65??? Have I even lived? Dammit.