Hello guys!

That was a quote title.

Damn, almost called it a quote toilet

*Day dreams*

You: *Peeing sounds*

Toilet: I dont know what that means.

You: What? *get up off of seat*

Toilet: Your so far past the line, you can't even SEE the line! The line is a dot to you....

You: Ok!! EVIL LOO!! *Flushes*

Toilet: Watch, learn and dont eat my cookie.

*Day dream ends*

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Hah. My idea

No, i didnt get the quote from a show. Or a film. Or even a toilet for that matter.

Ok. I lie, i got it IN a toilet. As in a cubicle. And no i didnt reach in and pull out a piece of paper like a fortune cookie.

This woman was like to *somebody*

"Excuse me. Could you pass me some toilet paper"

*Silence*

Me: *SQUEAK eeeeee* Hehe, *Squeakee squeakkee squea!* (I'll explain later)

"Excuse me, can i get some toilet paper?"

Me: *goes to stand outside, watches next door cubicle lady come out TALKING ON THE PHONE!!!*

NDCL: *blah blah* a lady in the next door cubicle was squeaking..... yeah, i know....

Me: HAHA!!!

Yeah, i went into town today with Megan

It was SOOO funny This may have been the best day of my life.

This or the time i went to the park with my Granda and Grandma.

Sounds pathetic but i loved that day, i was so young and my Granda died 3 years back on the 7th of August. I miss him

Anyways

So we went into town, and got off the bus. Another quote "Can i get on this bus?" Well... it's kinda what a bus is for I thought that was very cute.

Then we walked down to the St Nicholas centre. Which is the second smallest in Aberdeen.

The smallest is very little known. The Galleria. TINY.

I needed a bag So yeah, i got a bag. Its a pretty bag. Or a pretty big small bag. Either.

EVERYONE seems to have it Damn

Oh well.

Then we went to boots to find red lipstick but Megan didnt like them.

So we went to superdrug and she didnt see any she liked there either

And i put my finger in green eyeshadow. I looked like Kermit.

We headed off to New look, went on a trek to find school trousers, found them, then looked for tops. Found them. ALMOST bought the bambi top Jess

THEN off to John Lewis. And its suprising, cause Megan kept trying to go up the wrong escalator. Which could hurt...

We were looking for another squeaker for the moles

What mole i hear you ask?

It's for Chemistry *so Megan says*

She made it creatively out of a sock.

But there was none left. BOOO

Time for Harry Potter. We got our tickets and FANTA FREEZY!!! 's and sat down.

Trailers. Yawn.

Actually. I love trailers.

Anyways, the really quiet part of the cinema process comes on (Rating info, you will be prosecuted if you record and stuff) and here's Megzy, SLURPING the Fanta Freezy and im holding one too and im like Paranoid

Thinking the entire cinema is looking at us evily so im like "SHUT UP!"

And Megan's like "But ive drank all of the juice "

Anyway, the film starts and Megan's taking the Pee cause she knows im scared at horrors, but insanely obsessed with them for a weird reason

So she's like "Awwww, scary, want me to hold your hand, awww" Im like ..... "That's not nice"

She didnt MEAN it like that though. We cool

It would have been better if the audience actually LAUGHED!

If they didnt pee so much, they woulda been robots.

We needed a pee REALLY bad but we're like "NOOOOOO"

DAMN IT! Every scene basically involves water!!

So we RUSH to the toilet and we have the longest pee of our lives

Then we wait for everyone to leave and take out....

the moles!! Put him under a stall, take a picture, write a note from "Moley" saying "MOley waz ere" and stuck it on the toilet door

Harry Potter wasnt as good as they said it was. I mean, it was GOOD, but not FANTASTIC.

Ron: Did you and Ginny do it?

Best line... that or

Dumbledore: Pip pip

So we went back to the shops *started raining lightly*

And this poor bloke is begging for change. And im like

Looked in his hat. 6p. A five p and a lousy git gave him a 1 p. Makes me sad.

So i took some change out and threw it in, £3 Win some you lose some, he needs it more than i do.

And then we went to get a Latte (Cafe Latte for Megz, Vanilla latte for me) and we went HIGH on it

Like, majourly high then slightly stoned on it

HMV, we went in and put a post it note on Pushing Daisies DVD saying "Amazing" Hehehe, natural rush

OHHH And we started... well. I started to squeak the squeaker at random people

Slyly. Until we start laughing.

It was kinda Megan's idea, but she said with Moley. But i didnt have enough guts to walk down Union Street with a sock on my hand

Then we went back to Megan's and had Fajita's!!

AND MADE COOKIES

And that may have been the best day of my life because they were the real life MEGA cookie

But tasted KINDA like Muffins so Mega Mookie. Crossbred food tastes good

It was they size of my eyebrows to my chin

Laters guys, back to school on Tuesday!

Love you xxx