Hi guys!

So it is that time again. A long blog.

You know how i do.

Have to tell you about France!!

We had to be there for the bus at school about half one, but ABSOLUTLY had to be there for two.

So Megan's Dad drops off her sister at the foam factory at half one... which is about half an hour away from the school (and the bus)

To be honest, the foam factory is an amazing little place.

For toddlers.

Screw that, its an amazing little place ALWAYS man!!!

Filled with foam balls, foam ball guns, levitating ball area and drop ball part.

The only place in Aberdeen to contend with it is Rambo's.

Rambo's... has... everything.

It has a giant slide, (pretty sure) a ball pit and a bouncy castle bit

I'm a big kid. WHO CARES?!?!

ANYWAYS

Megan's dad kinda made her late

Which was BAD cause I was worried about her AND that I'd be lonered for the whole of the week!!

But she made it. Mr Shaw (then most intimidating, sarcastic and funny teacher in the school) then ripped the ... well... everything out of her really.

Mr Shaw: Ah, Glad you could make it Megan.

Megan:

Mr Shaw: So why were you late?

Megan: My Dad thought that he had time to go to the foam factory with my sister before he dropped me off, but then my mum hit him with the car and took over from him.

Mr Shaw: The foam factory?! *walks off*

*ANYTIME he passes*

Mr Shaw: Why were you late again Megan?

Megan: Shut up! At least I didn't forget the first aid kit!

Yeah, the teachers, uh, KINDA forgot the first aid kit

So we had... uh... four plasters

For thirty kids, and no medication...

And then this boy Johnny went to the toilet...

And did a dump

STUNK omg, the WHOLE bus for about 20 minutes

Megan thought it was cat food and then she's like, oh, no that's definetly dump

And anyone that wanted the toilet...

Well, they had to hope they had a good pair of lungs on them.

The bus journey was boring though, we had a tv, but we didn't use it!!! What's the point?

Megan, Lily, Rheagan, Cailtin, Laura and Adele were playing music up back

Arthur theme song was one of the best though

Then, around about half ten at night, Megan H came to sit beside us

Which was REALLY funny, god knows what exactly we were talking about...

Then Caitlin came to sit beside Megan and here's us sharing Pringles for our midnight snack

And EVERY tunnel we went under, here's Megan and Caitlin like "OMG, is this the euro tunnel?"

I laughed so much with the two Megzy's and Caitlin (By the way, im not joking here) I forgot who I was, what I was doing and where I was

No joke, I got up to have a run around the Euro tunnel place, shattered beyond ANYTHING and throat hurting from laughing, and I was on auto pilot.

By the way, red bull tastes horrible!

So we were all away to go on the euro tunnel and (don't laugh) most of us suspected a train where you either a) See the water as your passing by b) Get on the train and get all the comforts of a normal train or c) A tunnel that you drive your own car through

SO we had a wee bitty of a shock when it looked like a fricking frube tube.

Seriously, it was like a murderers corridor off of those horror films, with the metal shutters, bright lights, stuffy atmosphere and seemingly never ending.

And I had to be TOLD that it was moving, five minutes after it departed

At least I wasn't like Sophie...

30 minutes in:

Sophie: OMG, when are we leaving!?

Everyone: Uh... half an hour ago

And then everyone fell asleep, apart from Megan, Caitlin, Megan and (obviously) me.

But we had arrived in France!! At... five or six in the morning.

Megan's, Caitlin, Me: Woooo!

Megan H: Wow, everyone is so excited this year eh?

*Looks around EVERYONE is sleeping*

But everyone finally did wake up and we had a little look around Meaux.

It looked cool, but it was SOO hot!

And me and Megan didn't get our room for half an hour

Greeeaattt...

Sunday was pretty much just one disaster after another.

The only problem (at that moment) with our hotel?

There was NOTHING to do.

Zilch.

Nadda.

Zeerrooo...

And Megan, rightly so, doesn't like sunbathing cause it's bad for your skin.

So Sunday was spent texting, sleeping, chilling and talking.

Oh yeah, until we decided to go for a walk around Meaux.

(Wearing Flip flops...)

Yeah... as I learned from that experience. DON'T wear flip flops while on a giant trek!!

Blister... the size of a golf ball

Seriously... ouch.

And what happened at night?

We went on the SAME trek... but LONGER!!

And me with a giant blister

Although, the second trek was much more fun, there were LESS weird guys...

But Stewart said this guy rolled down a window to one of the girls and said "You are very pretty, would you like to have sex with me?" :O Uncool dude.

Best part of the trek was these two french dudes, sitting outside a cathedral.

French dude: Bonjour *Something something something* Mange *Something something*?

Everyone: Bonjour!

Megan H: No Mange! *Does miming* We just ate!

French dude #2: *something* Mange?

Megan H: NO! We just had dinner!

*someone else*: It was bad!

Everyone: Yeah.

French dude: Vous Anglais?

Everyone: NO! Ecossaise!

French dudes: Ahhhh Ecossaises...

Megan H: Ohhh, time to go. Au revoir!

French Dudes: AU Revoir

Everyone: AU REVOIR!

Mann, Meaux was a cool place.

Monday, this was the day i was either dreading or REALLY looking forward too.

Park Asterix.

Which is AMAZING (i suggest you search it on google)

But, we had all got the message by then...

DON'T eat the pack lunches unless you want to puke. Seriously.

So Me, Megan and Caroline (annoying, funny, strange little kid that we were looking after ) headed out for the rides!

Too bad the first ride was a small boat that went... 2 miles an hour?

Second one wasn't much better, but you got to see the park, it was a VERY daunting sight, it was HUGE!!

But! We had to use french

This random wifey (now my hero) cleaning up the park.

Us: Where is the W.C?

Wifey: W.C? Ahhhh... *tells us to follow*

Megan: How do you say thank you?

Me: Merci.

Us: Merci beaucoup!

Nice toilets have to say.

Anyways, the next ride *THEY* went on (i have motion sickness, meaning no spinning rides and i have a fear of a lot of the loops) was the Goudrix...

DUN DUN DUUUNNNNNN!

To be continued