Nerrrds, listen. Judging by the number of you confused by my last transmission, many of you are as stupid as I feared, and are therefore hopelessly lost....




....Yet there is still hope for most of you, and the bond we have created in these foreboding times assures that I am safe in revealing more. You must be prepared for which you know nothing... of. Stupid prepositions.

Behold, my source:

The Mr. Games 1X

He isn't much of a talker, but he knows things. Lots of things. In his infancy, he derived the number "Ex-Teen," a key equation found in the heart of every video game's programming. Impressive, eh nerrrrrds?


Stay tuned for more. Mr. Games and I are on this like Scarecrow and Mrs. King.

I'm Scarecrow. Out.



And no, I'm not giving up my source in a last-ditch attempt to dodge the heat coming down from the GameSpot brass. Nerrrrrrrrds.

I totally just stole this video from the Gamespot Live mainframe. Enjoy it, nerrrrrds. I'll try and find more after I emerge from my forthcoming gingerbread and tinsel-induced coma.

Like the saying goes, when you have the shark, it's a shame to not let it eat the person who somehow survived your laser beam to the face.