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Saturday, Aug 22, 2009

Heylo kiddies!! I hope ze long wait is worth the wait!!

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Emmy and Kurt were flying on shiny crystals when they see some stars singing and dancing to Gummy Bear. All of a sudden a box falls which they catch. They open it to be Toushiro Hitsugaya's bankai, Hyourimaru. (I honestly had to look the name up -.-' Bleach has too many names X_X) Hyourimaru, an ice dragon, picked up Emmy.

Hyourimaru: Wanna be muh girl? I much prefer Toushiro over you but he was having an affair with Momo who kissed Ikkaku who kissed Renji who was in a thresome with Karudio and Grimmjow who played around with Luppi who made out with Naruto who peeps at Rangiku while she takes showers and strips for Hanataro . . .

Emmy: O.o Dude . . .

Kurt: O_O

Stars: -fainted-

Wonderweiss: Uhhhh . . .

Claire: Fanservice!!

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Red and Zane were in jail . . . If what you consider jail is rooms with dogs fighting in each cell and possums playing loud games of Mario Party on the Wii which, if it weren't for the fact that nobody could unerstand them, might have been entertaining to watch. The rooms were seperated by bar doors madeof fire ants which Zane kept pulling them, stabbing them by slamming Red's DS on them.

Zane laughs like a maniac.

Red: . . .Please forgive me Togetic . . . But you may suffer so,e brain damage in his hands . . . Hey Zane, why are you-

Zane: IT CREATES CHAOS!! BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Red -mumbles- All it creates for me is a a nice new file on my nearly complete Platinum . . .

Zane: Hey wait a second . . .

He pulls two ants apart. He and Red step out, Zane looks at the ants with a "Should I do it?" face, then suddenly eats eight ants.

Red: O_O'" WTF?

All of a sudden the floor moves and the two go into a hallway that had bouncing crystals and the song Celebrate Good Times. They finally get to a ship that they go on. The ship goes up in the air and meets a flying Sonic that starts throwing "Brain storms" At the ship. The ship's amo can not take the Sonicso Zane climbs out , stands on the roof and closes his eyes, The camera quickly zooms on him as he quickly opens his eyes.

Zane: DIE BIOTCH!!

He all of a sudden spits fire at the other ship at full force which causes serious damage. Red takes out his DS and turns it on.

Red: LET'S DO THIS!! TRIPLE FINISH!!

Bulbasaur, Prinplup and Blaziken appear and shoot Sonic causing him to blast off. Zane gets excited and shoots fire everywhere.

Red: Another day, Another Charizard . . .

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Hyourimaru: Who gave Shinji a hiccy who made out with Ririn who made out with Kisuke who "got down" With the Head captain who stole Rukia's virginity who showed Orihime a thing or two then she watched Urahara take a shower . . .

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Carmen and Nyu were sneaking around in a dojo that taught suicidal people how to duel. The two were trying to get Night Vision goggles for Pikachu and the cows that half died off from strokes . . .Weird. as apology gifts.They found the goggles, They were approaching the goggles when a trap elevater lifts the two up to Hyourimaru, They, Kurt and Emmy were tortured by Bleach crack pairings, Yaoi, Yuri, Ecchi, and Hentai . . .

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Justin and Tsushiro were were tubing on worms instead of tubes in ink with rapid large waves when the waves stopped.

Justin: I miss the waves already!!

Tsushiro: Relax, I can use my wind abilities to blow us around!!

He is about to shoot wind at the ink when Sasuke, Itachi, Obito and Madara appear and start to Break dance in the ink but standing on it like they stand on water. All of a sudden they stop and get into poses that threaten to kill them. The ink near by suddenly moves and out comes a fairy. The fairy fuses the four together and then gives Justin the power to absorb energy from one being so he absorbed from Odasaschi (The fused guy) who fainted.

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AnaMarie and Kiara were were singing Karaoke with an audience of angels when Pit came . . .

Pit: THE FIGHT IS ON!! A giant crow has invaded our home!! We must get him out!!

He points at AnaMarie and Kiara

Pit: You will lead some troops as well!!

Kiara: I dunno if you've noticed but we're just kids . . .

Pit: No training is needed!! You just name what the angels use as amo and that's it!!

AnaMarie: Alright then . . .LET'S DO THIS!!

The Angel Army approaches the crow that has Corvida and Dixie on it.

Corvida: ATTACK MY CROW!! KILL THEM ALL!!

Dixie: WHAT THE SPARKLE?! I DON'T READ GOOD DRAGON BOXES!!

The crow spits a concentrated beam of snow at the angels

AnaMarie: SHOOT HEART THORNS ANGELS!!

Pit: Angels, use your Judo and Aikkido skills!!

So the angels shot heart thorns and used close combat on the Crow

Kiara: My angels . . .DO THE SOULJA BOY!!

The angels under Kiara's control let out a long YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! and proceeded to do the Soulja Boy

The thorns, the beating and Crow's annoyance of the dance ultimately made her, Corvida and Dixie fly away with the angels following down to Hyourimaru's place . . .

Hyourimaru: Urahara sucked Nova's blood after he glomped Aizen who sung I Kissed A Girl after kissing Tia (I know he's not a girl . . .Or IS he? o.O)

He was cut off when Crow came in. She put Corvida and dixie down and Hyourimaru stared at her . . .And he fell in love, dropping Emmy who fell but Nyu put a giant bunny plushie chair to catch her fall. She, Nyu, Kurt, Carmen Dixie and Corvida ran off. Toushiro came in . . .

Toushiro: Hyorimaru!! Aizen is attackin-

he sees Hyourimaru and the crow making out.

Toushiro: I'll . . . Just use my Bankai . . .

Credits play with Kon singing Soulja Boy while The Angels dance . . .

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that was......Random
Posted Aug 22, 2009 2:57 pm PT
My husband once ate a bowl of cereal that was full of ants. He didn't like them very much. Actually, he stopped eating it after he noticed the ants...

Why would Crow put Corvida down??? LOL
Posted Aug 22, 2009 3:41 pm PT
*glomps Hyourimaru* He had me at "ice dragon" XD
Posted Aug 22, 2009 3:41 pm PT
It takes a LOT for me to fall out of my chair (unless it's broken of course), but the Soulja Boy thing was able to. XDD
Posted Aug 22, 2009 3:47 pm PT
TRIPLE FINISH! And i do eat bugs (sometimes)
Posted Aug 22, 2009 5:11 pm PT
Aweshome, and i don't "Aweshome" for Just anything, you Derserve a pat on back *Sends "automatic pat machine to your house, Complete with 30 speeds and Foldable design*
Posted Aug 22, 2009 5:14 pm PT
I honestly hate the song Soulja boy. But still it was a good chapter.
Posted Aug 22, 2009 5:33 pm PT
Actually,If I know what song youre talking about,then Its called Crank Dat,people just that that Soulja Boy named that song after himself
Posted Aug 22, 2009 7:23 pm PT
sdavcgtfdjhgfv: That's the point
Posted Aug 22, 2009 7:59 pm PT
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Posted Aug 22, 2009 7:59 pm PT
m00nshadow: Wow . . . XD Love makes you do many crazy things
Posted Aug 22, 2009 8:02 pm PT
EmeraldDraconis: -Hyourimaru hugs back-
Posted Aug 22, 2009 8:03 pm PT
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Posted Aug 22, 2009 8:03 pm PT
Speckledorfed: I'm glad I made you laugh . . . I'm sorry you fell out of your chair
Posted Aug 22, 2009 8:06 pm PT
Zamxus: Good for you, would you like one now?
Posted Aug 22, 2009 8:06 pm PT
The_Silverfoxx: Yayz!! I impress people!! Thank you!!
Posted Aug 22, 2009 8:08 pm PT
Joecmark: Meh, I don't like hip hop much either . . . I just thought it would be funny XD
Posted Aug 22, 2009 8:09 pm PT
Sdavcgfdjhgfv: Oh, XD Thank you for the fact XD
Posted Aug 22, 2009 8:11 pm PT
JAJAJA, that was interesting...I like it!!!
Posted Aug 22, 2009 8:46 pm PT
spongebobfan: Thank you!!
Posted Aug 23, 2009 12:27 am PT
If randomness was what you were aiming for, you nailed a bullseye. I liked it though.
Posted Aug 23, 2009 4:34 am PT
Heheheh... I think this is the best chapter yet. Keep up the good work!
Posted Aug 23, 2009 4:36 am PT
Lol. I miss tubing at the Dells Hahaha.
Posted Aug 23, 2009 5:34 am PT
Gummy bear..that song....scares me XD
Posted Aug 23, 2009 5:45 am PT
Posted Aug 23, 2009 6:52 am PT
I just read the blogs for the comments.
Posted Aug 23, 2009 7:06 am PT
Fantastic chapter Soulja boy!
Posted Aug 23, 2009 7:32 am PT
awsome!
Posted Aug 23, 2009 12:18 pm PT
Haha, that was rather strange
Posted Aug 23, 2009 1:23 pm PT
Stitch: They don't call me the Random Psyco for nothing!! Thank you!!
Posted Aug 23, 2009 4:09 pm PT
Pikastatic: Thank you!1 I will
Posted Aug 23, 2009 4:09 pm PT
mejustjustin: I've only went tubing once, I miss it too!!
Posted Aug 23, 2009 4:10 pm PT
LaughingChees: What's so scary about Gummy Bears saying what they are for a full three minutes ?
Posted Aug 23, 2009 4:11 pm PT
MadaraIsYours:
Posted Aug 23, 2009 4:12 pm PT
readapost: OK . . .?
Posted Aug 23, 2009 4:12 pm PT
Sciencegirl: Thank you!!
Posted Aug 23, 2009 4:13 pm PT
CF: Thank you!!
Posted Aug 23, 2009 4:13 pm PT
sarahsaurus: I prefer the term: RANDOM Teeheehee
Posted Aug 23, 2009 4:14 pm PT
Very interesting read! I await more from you!
Posted Aug 23, 2009 8:49 pm PT
I'll tell you then: a GREEN,slightly mutated gummy bear dancing on one foot with what looks to be a nappy on,singing in a high pitched voice about his exsistance...what's not scary about it?
Posted Aug 24, 2009 2:17 am PT
Sandpiper: Thank you!! There will be more . . .Blehehehe . . .
Posted Aug 24, 2009 5:46 pm PT
Laughing Cheese: You're right
Posted Aug 24, 2009 5:48 pm PT
Green slightly mutated gummy bears grabbing there nuts are awesome XD
Posted Aug 24, 2009 8:01 pm PT
I read comments of random persons random blogs. For the random comments.
Posted Aug 25, 2009 5:41 am PT
This is the first time I've read and seen this series and it's AWESOME!!!! I like that you got characters from different shows it makes it funny and interesting. Good luck on your fourth one!!!
Posted Aug 29, 2009 11:22 pm PT
WWOOASHH!! That's almost half as crazy as me:O, i cant believe i ain't the only madguy around. the spirit of the story, the drama, the humor.... everything fits so perfectly well. Well, ok. errr.. just 2 minus 1 questions (a teeny flaw): Are you aware of the terrible contradiction in your story??! If those 4 ninjas fused, that means they were by fusion power connected to dbz wurld, which isn't mentioned in your story, yet you randomly mentioned a handfull of other shows, now, if it was 'random' mentioning (and the main title was about affaires), how big a chance there is that dbz affaires wasn't mentioned?!?!? Very slim... *suspicious*, and yet dbz is metioned within your story through the art of fusion. So judging by the randomness of imagination plus your genious PLUS the worlds you chosed to fuse in your story, and the naturly rules you spontaneously made... all equals: *TAN TAN TANNN* Dragon ball z's hentai ratio is from your view lesser than all of the other shows in number X within a relation X:Y where Y is the middle number of characters you mentioned from a single show, times the number of all characters you mentioned divided by 2 (to put the non affairies out)...... which makes x very very small..... and we all know dbz is full of hentai..... therefore your story does not seem to follow a satisfying path, no, not even in imagination world! tis, tis, tis..... WHOOT!! DA TOBI HAS RETURNED!!!
Posted Sep 1, 2009 7:00 pm PT
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