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Wednesday, Aug 5, 2009

Superhero movies these days have a bad habit of sticking to the generic "man in tights beating up bad guys" storyline, and while movies like The Dark Knight are certainly excellent, it's rare that we get a superhero movie that can actually be considered new. Watchmen is one of those movies. It's dark, graphic and mature in every sense of the word. From the dark and complex characters and story to Rorschach's psychopathic dialogue, Watchmen isn't the superhero movie you're used to watching. It requires thought to understand, but to avoid being the next Da Vinci Code, forcing upon you three hours of tedious puzzle solving, Watchmen throws into the mix a healthy dose of action and drama.

It's worth noting that without Jackie Earle Haley as the infamous Rorschach, Watchmen wouldn't be even half as good as it is. Haley's performance is dark, disturbing and appropriately psychopathic, making Rorschach a genuinely likable and complex character. You'll wait eagerly for moments when he's on screen, and the second you hear his bone-chilling voice you'll sit up with excitement for what brutal and disturbing things are about to happen. Most of Watchmen's best moments, if not all of them, involve Rorschach and his wonderfully delivered dialogue. The time in which he's in prison are some of the film's shining moments. He's a rough, dirty and disturbed man who, even without his mask, is a total bad-ass. I don't want to ruin the movie for anyone who hasn't seen it, but I will tell you this: during the prison scene, he says what is quite possibly the best line ever written, and only Haley could make it so incredibly awesome.

All performances here are good, but none of them really compare to Haley's, though that might be because he got the best character in the film. Patrick Wilson is a good Nite Owl, and while he certainly isn't as unique a character as Rorschach, he still has some cool fight scenes, and he plays a significant role in the story. Silk Spectre is one of the less interesting characters, partly because she doesn't have any sort of unique look or personality about her. Most other characters are unique spins on superheroes with unique personalities and complex back stories, but Silk Spectre isn't really that interesting. It's not that Malin Akerman gives a bad performance, it's just not an entirely believable one. There are moments that should be tense and chilling that are made annoying by her somewhat naggy portrayal of Laurie Jupiter.

Watchmen is a complex story; one that's hard to describe, especially without giving away spoilers. I myself have not read the graphic novel and so there were times when I didn't fully understand what was happening. This feels like a movie that should be watched a second time to fully understand, since the first time I was really just waiting for Rorschach to do something awesome (which he did a lot). I watched the movie in standard definition and the picture was quite blurry. During darker scenes it was sometimes hard to even tell what was happening. The sound was fine, if not a little too quiet.

I definitely recommend Watchmen to those who are fine with lots of graphic violence and several extremely awkward moments. I mean, come on, maybe a sex scene played into the story, but it's not like they couldn't cover that stuff up – it's like watching porn. And why isn't Dr. Manhattan wearing pants? Those issues aside, I really liked Watchmen, mostly due to Jackie Earle Haley's fantastic portrayal of Rorschach. But if you're going to see it, see it in HD.

8.5/10

Posted by Tikicobra, 10:41am
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You should read the book.
Posted Aug 5, 2009 10:51 am PT
I plan on reading it eventually.
Posted Aug 5, 2009 11:05 am PT
man for some odd reason I just couldn't get into it I tried and though some scenes were epic but it was too long and yes Rorschach was the best part of the movie he kept my attention whenever he was on screen
Posted Aug 5, 2009 11:34 am PT
My parents won't let me see it because of its graphic nature. And yeah, read the book sometime. It's fantastic.
Posted Aug 5, 2009 12:49 pm PT
i liked watchmen's visuals.
Posted Aug 5, 2009 1:29 pm PT
AlmightyMax = That sucks, though I can understand that. It's a very violent movie, and not just because of the gore. My dad isn't strict, but my mom probably wouldn't want me watching it.
Posted Aug 5, 2009 1:49 pm PT
You probably know my feelings on the movie from my blog post a few days ago. They tried to find as many opportunities as they could to add new fight scenes, lengthen the sex scenes and play up Rorschach's violent tendencies. The fights in this movie were also pretty cheesey - Matrix-esque slow-movement sequences and...what is the deal with Ozymandias? I mean I know he has like almost superhuman strength and can catch a bullet, but he doesn't run, jump and fight like a robot.

I thought the guy that played Rorschach looked a lot like him, but I felt that his voice seemed a bit overplayed at some points, and again there is the whole thing where they made him seem more violent and stuff in the movie. I actually thought that Silk Spectre did a really good job - she was pretty annoying and naggy in the comics also, but the main thing with her is that she initially helps to identify with the reader (who isn't superhuman), helps Nite Owl rediscover his passion for crimefighting, and then she has the whole connection with the Comedian later on, which ultimately brought Dr. Manhattan back to Earth for a little while. And in the comic Silk Spectre had a short skirt.

I highly recommend you get the graphic novel, it should be pretty easy to find, and I think I paid anywhere between 15-20 dollars for it. You will NOT regret the purchase, and if you enjoyed the movie, well then you should be very impressed by the comics.
Posted Aug 5, 2009 9:16 pm PT
@AlmightyMax

How can you have been "allowed" to read the book, but now you can't see the film that's crafted around it? That's mind boggling parenting right there.
Posted Aug 6, 2009 11:13 am PT
great review
Posted Aug 7, 2009 2:01 am PT
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