I feel crappy. My head feels like a doughball, my nose is Niagra falls and I've got aches all over my body. I can't eat but I'm drinking water like a camel, so I can't rest for more than three minutes before needing to piss, and I'm stuffed to the brim with drugs. And my bed's on the opposite side of the house to the wireless box, so the connection keeps cutting out and it's taken me ages just to post this blog.

Blech.... I'm such a moany tit.