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This summer...one movie will rock. Your. Soxxors.

A journey of a man...on a mission.

A mission...of ham.

The Hams presents...








Ahh. What a beautiful day!



A sexy day! I will go check the mail!



Oh, joyously triumphant! Mail! What express-way paper slices have confounded me this morn?



I opens it.







Gasp! They're so sexy! I have to get down to the studio and show the world!





Whew! Here! Now I can take these pics in and broadcast them to every television viewer...

Oh, hey, Hams, mmkay.

Howdy, Mr. Boss! Can you rev up the cameras? I got three new sexy dudes that--

Look, Hams, I got some bad news, mmkay? FOX is closing down our daily television show....they say nobody watches our sexy people broadcasting. ...Mmkay?

But....but...we're the most popular show on FOX!

Well, that's FOX for you...mmkay?

I'm...I'm...fired? ....!

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