Okay, let's agree. Michael Jackson has had some rough, but unfair and biased, times in the past. But we can move past that, because NBC will surely pick up my idea once one of their idea scouts comes to TV.com and reads this!

THE...
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Okay, let's agree. Michael Jackson has had some rough, but unfair and biased, times in the past. But we can move past that, because NBC will surely pick up my idea once one of their idea scouts comes to TV.com and reads this!

THE JACKSON-TRUMP BUNCH:
---idea pitch---
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----The--Hams---

"Awwww, Trumpy, someone's trying to sue me again."
"Don't worry, nothing money can't solve."
"WOOOO!"

Ah, yes, The Jackson-Trump Bunch. A comedy starring Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, and Donald Trump. Set in a New York penthouse, the trio have to work through life obstacles to make a living.

In it, Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson are down on their luck brother and sister, living together under one roof with their good friends Donald Trump and his wife and child.

"Daddy, can I drive the unreleased Escoldae 2.0?"
"No."
"Awwww, why not?"
"Shut up before I hit you with this gold brick."
"I hate you! You suck!"
"Nothing money can't solve."

Join Donald Trump, Michael, and Janet as they go through life's obstacles, trying to trademark the phrase "You're fired", the whole molestation trial, and the SuperBowl event.

"Janet, how could you do something like that?"
"I'm sorry, Michael, it just slipped--"
"You dirty slut! We're not friends anymore! WOOOO!"
"Yeah, well, nothing money can't solve."


In the pilot, Michael Jackson gets sued, but Donald Trump bribes the accuser to drop the charges. When word leaks out, how can Janet, Michael, and Donald redeem their names?

This show will absolutely kill in the ratings. Three of the most household of household names, this thing will soar. How many seasons can it go on? 20, maybe? 21? Only Jesus knows, and he'll be too busy laughing his head off to respond! So, please, NBC, make this dream a reality. A hilarious reality. This could be your Family Guy killer!

Let's face it, Donald Trump is the Donald. No one is more Donald than him. Donald Duck isn't as Donald as Donald Trump (heck, Daffy Duck was more Donald than Donald Duck). Donald Trump is the Donald. All Donalds before and after should legally...
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Let's face it, Donald Trump is the Donald. No one is more Donald than him. Donald Duck isn't as Donald as Donald Trump (heck, Daffy Duck was more Donald than Donald Duck). Donald Trump is the Donald. All Donalds before and after should legally change their names before this Donald sues the pants of you.

Donald Trump is a risk-taker. Trying to copyright the phrase "You're fired", making his own reality television show, wearing his hair like that. All risky moves. But...why hasn't he acted yet? Oh my Bob, I have lost all respect for this Donald. He hasn't even attempted to act! In fact, that whole "You're fired" copyright fiasco was all planted just to hide the fact that he can't act. Y'see, Donald's well-paid slavelabor rocket scientests told him that tsoon, peopole would be wondering why Donald hasn't tried acting, and will question his authoritah. So Donald lured them away with that by trying idiotically to copyright "You're fired." What a genius. But it didn't escape my eyes!

Donald Trump needs to act. It's, like, the only thing he's never done. Can't you see? "That's My Trump!" would KILL in the ratings!

"Daddy, can I drive the unreleased Escolade 2.0?"
"No."
"Awww, Daddy!"
"Shut up before I hit you with this brick of gold."
"I hate you!"
"Nothing money can't solve."

That would be AWESOMe! Don't you agree? Donald NEEDS to act! Somebody get him a show NoW before I have to TEAr mu HEARt OUT! Listen to my mouth!!! Donald Trump needs his own comedy show!! Enough reality. No Michael Jackson show. Michael Jackson needs a comedy, too. In fact, Donald Trump and Michael Jackson should start their own comedy together!

"Oh, Trumpy, they're trying to sue me again."
"Don't worry. Nothing money can't solve."
"WOOO!"

"The Jackson-Trumps" would kill in the ratings. What a great idea. Hire them now, NBC. Can't trust FOX with this hit, they might cancel it.

In a world where young girls emulate people like Paris Hilton, nothing is sacred. Backs are stabbed and dignity is lost. But at least we can laugh and say "Ha! Paris Hilton."

Even though Paris Hilton is the opposite of the word...
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In a world where young girls emulate people like Paris Hilton, nothing is sacred. Backs are stabbed and dignity is lost. But at least we can laugh and say "Ha! Paris Hilton."

Even though Paris Hilton is the opposite of the word "not-slut", at least she has given us one thing: herself. She has sacrificed her dignity and respect for us, the people. Without Paris Hilton, where would we be? That one episode of South Park with Paris Hilton wouldn't be there. All those jokes you made about her wouldn't have been laughed at. Paris Hilton has definitely given us one thing: herself. We can laugh at her, make fun of her absolute lack of talent, and have a good time, and she made all that possible, by destroying her own life, just so we could laugh at it.

Where would we be without Paris Hilton? A land where we couldn't make fun of her. We need that. We need to make fun of people like her, and of all the people like her, she's the biggest one! Can't you see what she's given to the community? Joy! By sacrificing her own dignity, she has given us joy by allowing us to say "Ha! Paris Hilton. What an--" and we also keep the censorship people on their toes, because it's hard to talk about Paris Hilton without swearing in the next sentence.

So, you see, Paris Hilton has given us something. Something great. Let's give her her own show so we can laugh at her pitiful life even more.