See it.

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Why are you still here? What were you expecting? ... A review? Oh, yeah, that's kinda my thing. Well honestly, unless you've been living under a rock, you've heard, by now, about how great this movie is. Well, honestly, I have nothing else to add to those, so I'm not really going to try. I could probably link you to a few if I must.

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Ugh, fine, I'll say a little more.

Fan of the comics: you've probably already seen it... twice

Fan of comic book movies: Definately see it. It makes other comic book interpretations look like they've been done by amateurs

Fan of Batman Begins: Are you serious?

Fan of Heath Leadger: You need to see it... like 7 times at minimum. He's going to take home a few awards.

Fan of Christian Bale: ... And you haven't seen it yet? You're reading this. Are you high?

Fan of action: Just f'n go already!

Fan of acting: It ain't all about the explosions. Go.

Fan of movies: Stop reading, its obvious, by now what I'm going to say.

Not a fan of anything: Ya know, you'll probably still love this movie.

Though, I wouldn't take Grandma or the young ones. That's about it. Otherwise, you really don't have an excuse as far as I'm concerned.

Just f'n go! If you've already seen it, you know how good it is, go see it again. Give these people your money. Support movies like this, don't let your girlfriend (boy that's a generous assumption) force you to see Mamma Mia. If you are forced to, buy a ticket to the Dark Knight anyway!

Rating: Take a guess.

Sadly, this probably isn't even my most poorly written review.