Keep in mind thatthis is one of my best friends, not me.

You: Favorite first name?
Stranger: virginia
You: Thanks!
Stranger: why?
You: I'm doing profiles on characters, and taking a random bit of info for them from each person I have a conversation with on this omegle thing.
Stranger: ok
You: So thanks!
Stranger: m/f?
You: f.
You: Haha.
Stranger: now you've to help me too
You: Wait, that was YOUR MOM.
Stranger: whats your age?
You: Okay, that was very internet of me.
You: My age?
Stranger: what was interest to you?
You: It's OVER NINETHOUSAAAND.
Stranger: lol
You: I'm feeling fat and sassy.
Stranger: alrite
Stranger: you have a picture?
You: Yes.
You: But you should know...
You: I'm invisible.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: a*****e
You: lol, internet n00b.
Stranger: you want to see my picture?
You: Not really, no.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what do you want to do?
You: I wanna kick *** and chew bubblegum.
Stranger: do it
Stranger: why are you on omegle then?
You: I told you. I'm doing character bios.
Stranger: i'm doing a sex survey
Stranger: will you help me?
You: Not to mention, I can kick plenty of *** on the internet.
You: Sure, why the hell not
You: Ahhh, the internet.
Stranger: tell me your country and sex
You: It is a series of tubes.
Stranger: so
You: My country is undefined on the map, and I've never had sex.
You: Go on.
Stranger: do you ever dream of sex?
You: Nope.
Stranger: fantasize?
You: I've got better things to waste my time on.
Stranger: do you have a sex organ?
You: I might.
You: I've never checked.
Stranger: yes, check it now
Stranger: it is found somewhere under your waist
Stranger: just where your legs begin
You: No thanks. Last time I tried, I got lost and couldn't find my way back for three days.
You: Two of my best pack mules died on that trip.
Stranger: this time you wont fail
Stranger: just take off your clothes, you dont have to go anywhere
You: I'd like my clothes to stay right where they are. Otherwise the giant beast-blatter-bug of Traal might bite me.
Stranger: ok. then i might have to stop talking to an organ less pseudo intelligent creature who carries an illusion of being a genius but in reality is just a piece of **** like many other creatures seen on the face of this planet
You: Wow, you know how to curse like a yokel. Isn't that sweet?
Stranger: you could even read that?
You: You could even type that?
You: I'll say, I'm impressed.
Stranger: then you might be really brilliant, an organ less d****** who can read a complete sentence?
Stranger: wow
Stranger: haven't they kept you in a zoo yet?
You: Yes, your mother says hi.

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